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Ricky: You’re making me feel like I’m- What’s his name? Um… Oh! Michael Caine!

Noel: You know there’s a none muppet version of that movie?

Ricky: Yeah but it’s not as good.

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I'm alive!

Constance: Hi, thanks for checking in! I'm still a ✨piece of garbage✨

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hello, I'm alive.

The choir, to Penny: so no head?

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Ricky makes Penny a cup of tea but puts salt in it Penny: sips tea Ricky: Penny: finishes tea Ricky: Didn't it taste bad? Penny: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all. Ricky: tearing up: Oh, okay.

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Ocean: Murder literally doesn’t hurt anyone! Penny: What are you talking about? Of course— Noel, holding out a hand to shut Penny up: No, no, they have a point—

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Ocean, to the choir: If you can ever manage to get over yourself, I would highly recommend being me.

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Noel: Constance isn’t answering my messages. Ocean: Allow me. Noel: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi- Constance: replying to message Hello.

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Bullying Prevention Day at school Teacher: Mischa, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again? Mischa: Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case— Teacher: To write something to your teacher? Mischa: —make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can’t outlaw bringing pencils to school! Teacher: internal screaming