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bc the choir needed more dialogue and my brain is one big word association game - feel free to let me know if it’s ooc ran by someone else in the fandom

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(re)introduction post

Hi! I'm the new manager of this blog. He/Him. GMT +1.

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Ricky: You’re making me feel like I’m- What’s his name? Um… Oh! Michael Caine!

Noel: You know there’s a none muppet version of that movie?

Ricky: Yeah but it’s not as good.

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Important.

also if I'm dormant for a while, I am still alive. Just don't want to get burnt out

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IMPORTANT!

If you receive a mention from the comments, it's not from me.

I will try my best to get links deleted.

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I'm alive!

Constance: Hi, thanks for checking in! I'm still a ✨piece of garbage✨

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hello, I'm alive.

The choir, to Penny: so no head?

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Ricky makes Penny a cup of tea but puts salt in it Penny: sips tea Ricky: Penny: finishes tea Ricky: Didn't it taste bad? Penny: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all. Ricky: tearing up: Oh, okay.

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Ocean: Murder literally doesn’t hurt anyone! Penny: What are you talking about? Of course— Noel, holding out a hand to shut Penny up: No, no, they have a point—

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Ocean, to the choir: If you can ever manage to get over yourself, I would highly recommend being me.

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alive I promise!

just a power outage. Should be good to go by tomorrow.

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Noel: Constance isn’t answering my messages. Ocean: Allow me. Noel: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi- Constance: replying to message Hello.

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Bullying Prevention Day at school Teacher: Mischa, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again? Mischa: Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case— Teacher: To write something to your teacher? Mischa: —make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can’t outlaw bringing pencils to school! Teacher: internal screaming

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Ocean: Hey, what have you two been up to? Noel: We were helping Ricky write their vows, but they kicked us out because Mischa was making inappropriate suggestions. Mischa: How is “Penny, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?

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creative title.

Ricky: Ew. What kind of tea is this? Misha: I boiled gatorade.

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Ocean: Can I have a private talk with you? Misha: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

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Ricky: I love murder mysteries! Noel, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

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Noel: Do you always have to attack me with your words? Ocean: Would you prefer me to use a brick?