Jan 16, 2016
There's something on your ass. My eyes.
The only response I’d get would be “Well get them right off you fucker”. Might try it though haha
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There's something on your ass. My eyes.
The only response I’d get would be “Well get them right off you fucker”. Might try it though haha
Send me your best pickup lines!
Is that a banana in your pocket? Because I'm low on potassium ;)
He he he he
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If beauty were time, you'd be eternity
The deep ones! Definitely would work at 5 AM
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Is your name wifi? Because I'm feelin' a connection
Better use bluetooth, then you have to be real close to make it work ;)
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Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
This one works better written than spoken for sure!
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*In the library*: "Hello, could I recommend you a book?" (Oh, how I wish someone came to me and said that...)
I would feel really weird aking someone that tbh, I feel like 90% of the time I’d get a ‘nah, I’m good’ haha
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Are you a magician? Because whenever i look at you, everyone else disappears.
Oooh this one is gold, brb writing this down
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are you from israel? cause' you is reaaally hot haha
Pretty good, but I’ve heard better haha!
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