#rubxkscube

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Hal. Real quick, what's your favorite number?

Er. 2. Why do you ask?

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Spill it! Do you still have Mr Whiskers?

Of course I do.

If you would like him back, I can send him back to you. I didn’t mean to keep him as long as I did.

It definitely helped, though.

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Let’s play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I’ll go down on you. Wink wink wink.

OH MY GOD.

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#I'm too high for this wha tthe fuck 

I know, love. I know.

I just thought of you the moment I saw it and figured you might appreciate it in your current state.

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAEQvlaZgKY)

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△ What's your top five favorite things about your top three closest friends?

Well, it’s a 0 on how much I want to avoid this, I love talking about how much I like my friends. I’ll answer under the cut, since the list will be pretty long.

Well, closest friend is technically Dave, since he’s my boyfriend, so I’ll start with him. @math-debator

- His obscene love for all things apple 

- The way he gets along with my cats 

- Just his face in general, wow, what a gorgeous face 

- The way he’s stayed with me, even though I’m pretty much the worst boyfriend in the world 

- The fact that he asked me out for the first time after watching Mulan and the fucking TMNT Christmas special.

Second closest friend is Bailey, of course. @rubxkscube

-His hair, or maybe his eyes 

-The fact that he can genuinely get angry at a hamster because it looked at him funny 

- The way he gets all cuddly when he’s tired and lets me pet his hair for a little.

- The fact that he’s stayed with me for pretty much every shitty thing that’s happened since I started tumblr.

- Just Bailey in general is my favorite thing, I honestly just like everything about him.

And my third closest friend is honestly Feferi. @guppy-fish

- Her fish puns for shore. (get it ;^) )

- The way she just up and adopted me when I was still dating her dad.

- Her love and care for everyone she meets (Unless they’re a basshole, then they deserve all the wrath she’s been holding in)

- The fact that she helped me stop drinking. Even if I slip up sometimes, I’m always going to be grateful for her.

- The fact that she’s my fairy daughter, my best girl. And I glub her all the time. 

There we go, that took a bit.

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► Smooch Bailey. Whoops, I can't find the anon button, oh well. ;) <9

You think you’re sneaky, but you’re really not, angel.

I’ll be right there, be prepared for smooches. <9

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@rubxkscube / @onearmedstrider / @ourxnewxworld / @googolplexianth / @cockfuckn

its been so long since i did a greeter and im so sorry about that.

anyways, im balit. definitely the cutest succubus youll ever meet, and ill fight anyone that challenges my control over the title.