Mar 25, 2015
Ruby and Peter [TEXT] He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
[text] HEY THAT’S IS THE BAND’S VAN
[text] I wanted to christen it first, damnit.
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Ruby and Peter [TEXT] He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
[text] HEY THAT’S IS THE BAND’S VAN
[text] I wanted to christen it first, damnit.
Ruby and Peter [MSG]:Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test.
[text] I do not envy your possession of uterus, Ruby.
[text] Kids are a torture device, I'm convinced.
[text] But happy birthday! Glad you're not pregnant xo