#ruby rose x pit

[artisticbop]

Ruby, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Pit: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Ruby, with the tone of someone who is used to Pit: Outstanding.

Ruby: This is what I’m talking about people.

[artisticbop]

Ruby Rose: Pit was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Pit: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Ruby Rose: Pit, you ate a chair.