ruby girlfriend headcanons
cw : gn!reader, fluff, i'm a freak about her (i'm in love), soft ruby, blood mention, 1.3K words. requested !
summary : she's the cutest and you should kiss her
✶.◟ she is soooo sassy and it’s the cutest and funniest ever
✶.◟ like i think she reallyyyy likes making you laugh and smile because of all those stupid little quips she makes
✶.◟ she pretends to be smug about it probably, but honestly she’s just really pleased with herself that she made you laugh
✶.◟ and genuinely takes note of the kind of things that make you laugh the most at and will recreate similar jokes/bits and check if you still found it funny
✶.◟ because she’s actually a loser!!! suchhh a huge losergirl when she’s in love and it’s genuinely so adorable
✶.◟ because she absolutely will pretend to be all cocky and confident with you
✶.◟ and she definitely just is sometimes, like she’s always smirking if she can make you flustered
✶.◟ but secretly she’s like oh my god they’re so cute and i’m super in love
✶.◟ and if you ask me she’s just a silly! a silly and she really really likes to kiss you so you’d better give her lots and lots of kisses
✶.◟ she will never ever admit it but she’s a sucker for hand holding
✶.◟ kissing is definitely her favorite though, just kiss her everywhere all the time and she’ll be satisfied
✶.◟ she really loves it when you kiss her wrists (and obviously she’ll let you drink her blood from there as well!)
✶.◟ but she really just cannot get enough of the feeling of your lips on hers. she’ll literally kiss you for hours
✶.◟ if it keeps you with her, she’s willing to sacrifice a lot actually, and that does include her blood if you want it too
✶.◟ she’s actually really very observant of you and your habits and your likes and dislikes and personality quirks and pretty much everything
✶.◟ and she’s definitely not loud about that, but it shows if she randomly mentions it or the situations calls for her to remember
✶.◟ she might act sort of tough and matter of fact outwardly sometimes; she doesn’t always talk all that soft or sweet
✶.◟ but she’s pretty gentle with you, using soft hands and lips (that turn a little desperate and hungry at times. lots of times probably lol)
✶.◟ maybe unpopular opinion but i envision her as a puppy girlfriend sometimes
✶.◟ yes she can be frowny and brooding in the corner with her black leather jacket and her arms crossed over her chest
✶.◟ she can be quiet and grumpy like a pretty black cat, but she’s probably brooding in the corner because she’s feeling protective of you
✶.◟ so she’s like an angry puppy growling at whoever threatened you . and then she kills them <33
✶.◟ her love language is probably killing people for you and then kissing bloody about it <3
✶.◟ and like i think she will pout at you when you don’t give her what she wants and then realize and be like >:( no i’m in charge go buy my more french fries
✶.◟ and you’ll totally buy her more french fries but mostly because she’s super adorable when she gets demanding
✶.◟ i also see her getting playful! she teases you and is sort of annoying by dragging you around or joking around in sort of serious situations
✶.◟ just envision walking down the street with her, casually holding her hand and she thinks of something sort of stupid to say
✶.◟ so she stops you by grabbing your intertwined hands with her free one and pulling on you as she leans forward and up to catch your attention
✶.◟ she’s got big eyes, clearly pretending to be innocent, but you see that sparkle of mischief and raise an eyebrow at her
✶.◟ and she’ll just start blabbing about something completely irrelevant and probably unserious and silly just because it’ll both annoy and endear you lol
✶.◟ but when you tug her along, she follows willingly, forgetting that she was also annoying you by stopping you in the middle of your tracks
✶.◟ she just keeps talking because now she’s invested in the topic and because you’re actually listening
✶.◟ you listen to her, and she loves you for it; not too many people are very keen on hearing her out, but you do
✶.◟ so that means she’ll talk to you forever and ever and sometimes she lets too much slip and she wonders if she should stop
✶.◟ but she always decides against it because you have her wrapped around your finger (not that she’d ever admit it)
✶.◟ and that’s fine because that just means you’re even; she definitely has you wrapped around her finger just the same
✶.◟ she definitely does enjoy having some sort of feeling of power over you, even if it’s subtle
✶.◟ like you probably just should tell her that she’s always right and agree with everything she says because why would you even question such a pretty face and cute smile
✶.◟ she actually can be pretty smiley around you hehe. once against she’s actually really adorable and a total dork
✶.◟ request asked what she’d like doing with you and um i think she likes staring at you :)
✶.◟ and as previously mentioned she likes kissing you too like a lot a lot for sure
✶.◟ do not underestimate her cuddlebug potential. but like in the way that she’s trying to get in your skin and live there like the prettiest parasite ever
✶.◟ or she wants you to cuddle her like that; she will let you in don’t worry but if the next best thing is drinking her blood you can do that too
✶.◟ she also likes going on dates where you order french fries with both of your meals and then she eats all of yours <3
✶.◟ she really likes it when you play with her hair but not if she’s about to go out
✶.◟ don’t ruffle her hair though she’ll bite your hand off probably (she’s blushing secretly but she’ll still bite your hand off)
✶.◟ um she’s a biter and she wants you to bite her too. her other love language is biting
✶.◟ and also give her attention and love alllll the time, be the one who tells her that she’s awesome and better than all those sons of bitches!
✶.◟ she knows it already but it’s special when you say it because she loves you
✶.◟ mmm and she loves to compliment you too she’s always calling you pretty or handsome or whatever makes you most flustered
✶.◟ and her hands are cold all of the time so make sure you hold them and rub them to warm them up and put them in your pockets
✶.◟ ugh imagine standing in the cold with her and she’s so chilly (pretend demons feel things idk bro)
✶.◟ and so you spin her around to face you and you tug her close and tuck both of her hands in the pockets of your jackets
✶.◟ and she’s grumpy about it like babe you don’t have to treat me like a baby i’m not five i’m a hundreds of years old demon and former witch >:(
✶.◟ but she actually means don’t stop you should kiss me now
✶.◟ but she also likes to be the one to take care of you and push you around to her liking
✶.◟ puts her sweet little hands on your back to push you across the room or guide you down the hallway
✶.◟ and she’s very protective of you; recall to her killing people for you <3
✶.◟ will absolutely intimidate the waiter or cashier who didn’t give you the exact right order
✶.◟ they asked for extra ketchup >:(
✶.◟ you probably only ordered extra ketchup for her to use on her fries because she uses so damn much to be honest
✶.◟ basically she’s a cutie patootie and you should kiss her a lot for sure