@rubymines // starter call!
“This is a once in a lifetime investment opportunity, buckaroo.”
Kennedy’s rousing sales pitch might fly in a featureless corporate office with fake plants, but this is a park. The ecstasy is starting to kick in fairly hard at this point and Vernon is in this tasteless teal and orange shirt-tie combo, his briefcase abandoned on a bench, and he’s leaning against the rim of a trash can. He is very casual about this given that his eyes are vibrating and the odds of him puking in the very near future are 3 to 1.
“I’m serious. Once in a lifetime. You walk away from me right now and you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.”
