#rubyrant

[howliteangel]

Question:

When was it decided that including an emoji or emoticon after every sentence is an acceptable way to get a point across? There's nothing wrong with using emojis in general, but frankly, I find this obnoxious.

[schacath]

'I hate Amy Green'

So today I'm going to rant about Amy Green. Well I'm going to rant about you guys actually. So first of all this all Namy/Amiall OMG THEY'RE DATING ksjdhf is all a rumour. Nothing is confirmed and YES you are allowed to freak out, but if you're tweeting "I hate Amy bye" .... r u ok or just fucked in the head? :-) If you hate Amy, why? All you know is 1. Her name 2. She's friend with Niall.  If you seriously hate because she could possibly be dating Niall then you need to re-evaluate your """"" opinion """"" whilst you are being pushed off a cliff :D You'd think after all the stories about Eleanor getting called a beard, Danielle getting hate and crying to Liam, Zerrie being just for publicity and the boys themselves saying it's disgusting that you would actually RESPECT their friends and family but ... no. All I'm saying is: shut the fuck up and keep your rude, irrelevant opinion to yourself bye :) 

[schacath]

Social Media & Rumours

Hi guys. Today I'm going to be ranting about the media. I think we can all agree that a majority of articles, newspaper and rumours that were brewed up by the media are FUCKING BULLSHIT. As much as I love Sugarscape's posts, sometimes I read their posts and think "You have got to be joking." 

First comes first. "Harry Styles hooked up with 410 girls in the past year" ... I'm sorry. Who ever wrote the article about this seriously needs to get punched in their dick and balls/v because that's not even realistic whatsoever. Obviously this isn't true, we don't need to even ponder about the truth of this because

That is more than one girl per day

Harry spent a majority of his time rehearsing for Up All Night shows, in the studio, photo shoots and touring the world.

He's not a manwhore

He barely has time to even tweet let alone get with so many girls

Next I would like to talk about Sugarscape. More than once I have been on their website and thought "Can you not?" Like this article about Leona Lewis dating Liam http://www.sugarscape.com/main-topics/celebrities/770153/liam-payne-%E2%80%9Cdating%E2%80%9D-leona-lewis ... No one knew about this rumour until Sugarscape posted it. And the way I see it, it just seems like encouragement to this rumour.

So if public media or whatever magazines, tv, radio and shit are called was a person, I would happily take a shit on them and still get to sleep at night. 

Everyone is seriously SICK of all the rumours and the bitchtits that actually come up with this shit should seriously go to the gym and lose weight because I bet they're some fat ass motherfucker sitting by their desk with their fat rolls and a cup of coffee. 

Obviously thats social media's job; to entertain the public. BUT NOT by encouraging rumours, making up bullshit or saying stuff like "Harry hooked up with 410 girls" because that's just dog. 

Now, rumours. Everyone's said it before, but I'm going to repeat it: Don't believe everything you read. Not everything is true. We're not even 100% sure about Payzer. Especially on Twitter, one thing turns into another and all of a sudden update accounts are tweeting all this "#confirmed" shit that never happened. "Elounor broke up" "Eleanor is pregnant" "Niall is married" "Harry shaved his head" "Zayn got another bootycall and slept with a blonde girl"= Not true.

Eg 1: Remember Adventurous Adventures of One Direction? Do you remember how a while after everyone went crazy about that fanfic people were tweeting "On the 15th of September a new AOOD will be released with the boys' actual voices #confirmed" and how absolutely EVERYONE was tweeting that? Yeah well, it's already October and Mark Parsons (creator of AOOD) tweeted saying it was a rumour.  

Eg 2: Remember that amazing week when Niall & Josh and Liam & Andy did twitcams? I was on twitter the entire time (because I have no life) and I saw this happening: I want there to be a Larry twitcam tomorrow > A Larry twitcam would be amazing tomorrow > I'm expecting a Larry twitcam tomorrow > There is a larry twitcam tomorrow? > Tomorrow Louis and Harry will do a twitcam #confirmed BAHAHAHAHAHAHHASKDFHSDFJK that twitcam never happened. 

All in all:

Social Media should be thrown at a cactus

Don't believe everything you read

Just because it's "#confirmed" doesn't mean it's true

Just because everyone else is saying it doesn't mean it's true

(bit off topic) Just because the boys don't follow you or you didn't tag them in your tweet doesn't mean they don't see what you say. So i'm meaning things like "I'm glad Payzer broke up, Danielle didn't deserve liam" Liam and Danielle can still see it by accident/get's RTd onto their timeline/they come across someone's profile that has RTd it etc.

If you would like to say anything feel free to tweet me: @UpAllLouis 

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Zayn "Slut Muffin" Malik

You've probably seen this video (http://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_m931t64t7h1rdxy9r.mp4) of Zayn at a hotel or whatever telling a girl to come to his hotel room in half an hour. 

Just want to point out a few things:

How old is this video? Everyone on my timeline is like "JSKDHFSJKDFHSDJKFHSKJD OMFG I KNEW ZERRIE IS FAKE" can you please shut before I bite your dick off? I saw a tweet saying that a girl has seen that video months ago (and it may or may not have been true) but you have to take in consideration that it could POSSIBLY have been a few months ago before Zayn had Perrie.

Did the girl even come back half an hour later? OH BOOM. YOU'RE JUST ASSUMING. What happens if she got hit by a big yellow bus and she never came back to Zayn. 

Were they really going to bang? It's probably unlikely (idk?) but if you're going to over analyse everything you need to take this into consideration as well.

Zayn was drunk. HE WAS DRUNK. You can tell he's all drunk because when he speaks he's all like "SDKHDJKDKDKJSFDKJ SPEAKING REALLY LOUDLY SO EVERYONE CAN FILM ME WHILST I TELL A HOT BLONDE TO COME TO MY ROOM IN HALF AN HOUR." If I was drunk I would try to pick up hot bitches 

Please don't get all this Zerrie thing involved. It's ZAYN AND PERRIE'S RELATIONSHIP not yours. I'M PRETTY SURE I DON'T SEE YOUR NAME IN "ZERRIE" ... unless your name is like "rie" or "Zer" but that's unlikely. Zayn and Perrie. 2 people in a relationship. You have absolutely no right to tweet or say "I knew Zerrie was fake" or "Zerrie was just for attention" because I will certainly punch you in your left tit. 

I'm not peering into Zayn's love life. I'm not saying Zayn banged that chic. I'm not saying Zerrie is fake. What I am doing is just stating a few points and facts that a majority of you are ignoring. 

So yeah, that's pretty much it. oh yeah also tweet me at @UpAllLouis