Rude sentence starters | lines
“If you’re nice to me I’ll be nice to you. If you’re a bitch to me, I’ll be your worst fucking nightmare okay?”
“You remind me of a penny…worthless and found in everybody’s pants.”
“You’re supposed to make me jealous, not die laughing at your new whore.”
“If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand..now put it over your mouth.”
“Yeah I’m a pacifist. I’m about to pass a fist across your face.”
“You deserve to be fingered by Edward Scissorhands.”
“Here’s a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lips.”
“You smell like drama and a headache, please get away from me.”
“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.”
“If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest…I would miss you so much.”
“You inspire my inner serial killer.”
“My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn thing you said.”
“Keep it up and you will be a strange smell in the attic.”
“Zombies eat brains, you’re safe.”
“You sir are the human version of period cramps.”
“Lol, okay, but who gave you permission to open your mouth?”
“The trash gets picked up tomorrow, be ready.”
“I don’t care what you think of me because it can’t be as bad as what I think of you.”
“Oh you’re dating my ex? Cool, I’m eating a sandwich…want those leftovers too?”
“Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that’s your parents job.”
“You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.”
“If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.”
“If I treated you the way you treated me you would hate me.”
“I don’t hate you but I wish your dad used a condom or your mom swallowed.”
“If you ran like your mouth you would be in good shape.”
“I hope one day you choke on the shit you talk.”
“I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.”
“Life is short and so is your penis.”
“I’d tell you to go to Hell but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday.”
“I’m sorry did I roll my eyes out loud?”
“Keep rolling your eyes maybe you’ll find a brain back there.”
“My middle finger salutes you.”
“I’m sorry for whatever I did that made you think I give a shit about your feelings.”
“Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.”
“Bitch I would slap you but shit splatters.”
“Oh, I’m sorry. I forgot I only existed when you need something.”