Feb 12, 2020
A nail technician told me that I had a high chance of being abducted at the mall and that I should avoid going there.
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A nail technician told me that I had a high chance of being abducted at the mall and that I should avoid going there.
Submitted by @cerealboxmaterial
Kid: Ah I just farted. People when I fart I taste it in my mouth
Dialogue
A: Have kids they said, it will be great they said...
B: Who’s they?
A: I think they’re anonymous for a reason
Hello, my sweet followers!
I typically do not post personal messages on this blog because I want it to remain strictly writing prompts.
There will be one change, I am opening the submissions box.
To allow individuals to send their own prompts, sentence starters, life stories, etc. to add. In addition to what I have already posted.
If there is a particular prompt that you have liked from another blog I would be happy to re-blog it here that way you have access to it. Consider this your own personal folder.
Please give credit where credit is due if it’s a life story that you’re using. Tag that individual.
I first created this blog because I was tired of “liking” prompts then losing them on my main account. The ‘likes’ part gets messy real quick. It’s time-consuming trying to find that particular prompt and I didn’t want to waste hard drive space by saving it in a word doc.
Thus zabyvchivyy (забывчивый) meaning forgetful in Russian, was born!
Anyways that’s the update!
❤️ Kiko
Relationship
Story Prompt List
“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”
“Please don’t cry. I can’t stand to see you cry”
“Stay with me”
“Walk out that door and we’re through”
“Well. Yell, scream, say something. Anything”
“I can’t breathe”
“I hate how much I love you”
“Why are you so jealous?”
“Where do you think you’re going”
“Just leave me alone”
“I need some time”
“Despite what you think, I am completely capable of taking care of myself”
“You can’t keep pretending it didn’t happen, cause guess what? It did!”
“Just please be my best friend right now, not the guy I just confessed my love to.”
“Stop pretending you’re okay, cause I know you’re not.”
“Just talk to me”
“Bite me”
“If you insist”
“I think I’m in love with you, and that scares the crap out of me”
“I think you’re just afraid to be happy”
“Why are you so nice to me”
“Choose me”
“We’ll get through this, I promise”
“You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad”
“You’re mine. I don’t share”
“Just shut up and kiss me.”
“If we get caught I’m blaming you”
“Make me”
“Do you want to kiss as bad as I do right now”
“I think I forgot how to breath”
“Stop biting that fucking lip!”
“You’re blushing”
“I missed something didn’t I?”
“You come to my room and wake me up at 4am, to cuddle?”
“Well this is awkward”
“Is that my shirt?”
“You look like you need a hug”
“I can’t believe you don’t like Disney movies”
“Please come home, I miss you”
“You’re so fucking adorable”
“How can you still look so attractive while crying.”
“I’m pregnant”
“You’re lucky you’re cute”
“Cuddle me.”
“Sometimes I really don’t like you”
“What if I told you I’ve been in love with you since we were kids.”
“You’re seriously like a man-child.”
“You’re getting crumbs all over my bed”
“Im too sober for this”
“Oh god, I need a drink”
Rude sentence starters | lines
“If you’re nice to me I’ll be nice to you. If you’re a bitch to me, I’ll be your worst fucking nightmare okay?”
“You remind me of a penny…worthless and found in everybody’s pants.”
“You’re supposed to make me jealous, not die laughing at your new whore.”
“If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand..now put it over your mouth.”
“Yeah I’m a pacifist. I’m about to pass a fist across your face.”
“You deserve to be fingered by Edward Scissorhands.”
“Here’s a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lips.”
“You smell like drama and a headache, please get away from me.”
“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.”
“If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest…I would miss you so much.”
“You inspire my inner serial killer.”
“My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn thing you said.”
“Keep it up and you will be a strange smell in the attic.”
“Zombies eat brains, you’re safe.”
“You sir are the human version of period cramps.”
“Lol, okay, but who gave you permission to open your mouth?”
“The trash gets picked up tomorrow, be ready.”
“I don’t care what you think of me because it can’t be as bad as what I think of you.”
“Oh you’re dating my ex? Cool, I’m eating a sandwich…want those leftovers too?”
“Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that’s your parents job.”
“You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.”
“If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.”
“If I treated you the way you treated me you would hate me.”
“I don’t hate you but I wish your dad used a condom or your mom swallowed.”
“If you ran like your mouth you would be in good shape.”
“I hope one day you choke on the shit you talk.”
“I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.”
“Life is short and so is your penis.”
“I’d tell you to go to Hell but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday.”
“I’m sorry did I roll my eyes out loud?”
“Keep rolling your eyes maybe you’ll find a brain back there.”
“My middle finger salutes you.”
“I’m sorry for whatever I did that made you think I give a shit about your feelings.”
“Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.”
“Bitch I would slap you but shit splatters.”
“Oh, I’m sorry. I forgot I only existed when you need something.”
Story prompts | sentence starters
1. The summer breeze brushed past my sundress as I walked down the lane.
2. The Professor always made me feel awkward with his crazy inventions, and this time is no different.
3. You never knew what hit you.
4. By the time I reached the train station, she was gone.
5. There was a time when my family was extremely happy.
6. Every morning I walked to the cafe' for my latte' and a glimpse at him.
7. There was a secret meeting tonight and I had to be there.
8. He had asked me to meet him at the corner bakery.
9. The night sky was full of stars but no moon.
10. Lately, you felt that there was something missing from your life.
11. You had a secret that no person could ever find out.
12. The gaming convention was full of people and there was a terroristic threat.
13. Lady Luck was always on my side at the casinos.
14. I had to stay with my aunts for a while because mom had a new suitor.
15. The lights and sounds of the big city have always excited me.
16. Every time I heard the ice cream truck, it reminded me of home.
17. The melody of the music box soothed me.
18. The subway stopped suddenly inside the tunnel.
19. Shopping is what I call my number 1 hobby.
20. The internship was about to start, but I was far from excited.
21. A hostage situation at a bank was not how I wanted to spend my morning.
22. It has been weeks since I received communication from my brother in Iraq.
23. The cemetery was rather quiet on my annual visit.
24. You weren’t too adamant to go to your uncle's reading.
25. Walking down the long corridor, he had no clue what his boss could want.
26. You were hesitant to open the hotel room, scared of what you may find.
27. Every time I pulled, the ropes seemed to get tighter around my wrists.
28. The crash just happened and no one saw it coming.
29. Shadows surrounded him as he walked down the ally behind Alfonzo's Pizzeria.
30. He had been out all night and there was no sign of him arriving anytime soon.
31. Flowers came to my house every other Monday around 1 o'clock.
32. The nurse's station was buzzing as the bomb victims poured in.
33. She had been watching her neighbor's house for weeks with no evidence of the abuse.
34. He had been the only man I had ever slept with.
35. The rain got harder as you walked alone in tears.
36. The memories flooded back as I looked through the photo album.
37. My clothes were completely ripped up and I had to go onstage in twenty minutes.
38. April will forever be our favorite month.
39. Eleven blocks was a long way to run, but there was so much traffic and time was running out.
40. It was all over the Internet before I got a chance to explain things.
41. You hadn't been out with the opposite sex in over 5 years, so you agreed to go on the blind date.
42. The caller said if I dropped the money off at 3 p.m., he would let my kids go.
43. The heat of his breath lingered on my neck.
44. You and your friends waited backstage for a chance to meet a famous rapper.
45. My fear would be hard to conquer but I had to do it if I wanted peace.
46. The dreams were recurring and frightening to say the least.
47. The house shook as if some powerful wind had gone by.
48. You had been waiting for this audition to show that you had what it took to be a dancer.
49. You dragged your luggage up the stairs of the Bed & Breakfast while they talked business on his cellphone.
Sassy sentence starters | lines
“If someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, you just look around and answer ‘haven’t decided yet.’’
“From this point on I’m going to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some should be glad, some should be scared.”
“Some people just need a pat on the back off a cliff.”
“I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient I will get to you shortly.”
“Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she’ll be with you shortly.”
“Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it.”
“I’m one of the nicest assholes you could ever hope to meet.”
“Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?
“Junior high called they want their drama back.”
“Sarcasm: The brain's natural defence against the less intelligent.”
“Just like the alphabet, bitch, I came before U.”
“I’m not saying let’s kill all the stupid people. I’m just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.”
“I’d rather fucking cheese grate my nipples than get back with them.”
“I’m bilingual, I speak bitch too.”
“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
“The hardest part of my job is being nice to stupid people.”
“Well hello there, you look like a bad decision, come on over here.”
“I don’t have a bucket list but my fucket list is a mile long.”
“I’m not saying she’s a hoe, but if her vagina was a property of monopoly it’d be free parking.”
“I already know that I'm going to hell at this point it’s really go big or go home.”
“People are so ungrateful...no one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.”
“You know that little voice inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn’t? Yeah, I don’t have one of those.”
“It’s a beautiful day to not be an asshole.”
“You call them swear words. I call them sentence enhancers.”
“I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole.”
“I’m just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil today.”