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I'M AWESOME ! TAKE CAUTION !!
they both hate each other yet simultaneously envy each other. i hashtag Want More of That.
Hmm...
Lightning from Total Drama? 🐺
Lightning from Total Drama is bi gay!
(Requested by @totaldiventure)
Total Drama gen 2 drunk headcanons
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Zoey: she just starts telling people she loves them. girl will wander about all night trying to compliment everyone at the party at least once. unfortunately she starts slurring and her compliments become really hard to understand after a while.
Mike: he doesn’t drink because it’s bad enough blacking out when one of his alts is fronting, he doesn’t need to be blackout drunk at the same time. he’s basically the designated driver/water-fetcher/drunk distraught person comforter. he’s pretty good at it
Dawn: you’ll be having a perfectly nice soberesque conversation with her and then she’ll just throw in something completely batshit. you’re talking about eco-friendly bills currently being passed and then she’ll pat you on the arm and say shit like. “death comes to us all” and wander off without further explanation
B: he starts making everyone grilled cheeses. it’s the best way for introverts to interact at a party
Scott: Scott tends to get blackout drunk at parties. he just has no self-preservation instinct. you’d think he becomes mean but he’ll start crying about random shit like “snakes don’t have arms” or worse he’ll start opening all the canned pineapple because Spongebob could be trapped in there
Dakota: she’s an emotional drunk. she’s the one who attracts the Mythical Drunk Girls to take care of her. she’s been on the receiving end of impromptu therapy sessions and hair-braiding-by-committee at the same time. she’s like a Mythical Drunk Girl Beacon
Sam: thought he was in GTA stealing a car really he was sitting crosslegged on an air mattress holding a frisbee and staring into space
Cameron: doesn’t drink. like Dakota he’s a beacon for Mythical Drunk Girls to gather around and be nice to. once they got him to do karaoke with them and he had an asthma attack from the adrenaline rush
Jo: Jo isn’t a spacey drunk like Eva is so she’s kept on standby by Katie and Sadie to wrestle phones off girls who can’t be talked out of texting their ex. she’s somewhat friendlier while drunk and can be talked into giving piggybacks and participating in piggyback races
Brick: gets overexcited at the presence of an animal at the party; also utilised by the Mythical Drunk Girls to fetch clothes changes if someone pukes. very nice boy. he’ll ask you about your job/major/hobbies and listen intently as if your answer contains the secrets of the universe
Staci: somehow becomes more annoying when drunk? no one thought it was possible. same as regular Staci but now she claims her ancestors invented whatever alcohol is going. “did you know my great great great grandfather Dmitri invented vodka? ya before he came along everyone just ate raw potatoes to feel something, so sad, right?”
Anne Maria: part of the Mythical Drunk Girl squad. also employed to talk to the girls who were wrestled away from texting their ex by Jo to increase their self-worth. “girl he is NOT worth your hotness, ok honey, listen, you deserve so much better”
Lightning: if he doesn’t pass out, he blacks out and wakes up at home unsure if he may have been responsible for damage to the host’s house. hungover Lightning is basically Steve Urkel. “Did Lightning do that?” he’s also admitted to his real name being Rudolph and has even led choruses of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. several people have phone videos of this saved for future blackmail
Rudolph “Lighting” Jackson WILL pay!
I hear there’s a Rudolph here
Has this ever been resolved?
they say lightning's name is rudolph jackson in the season 4 finale
*rewatches on Netflix*
*watches alternate ending on Youtube*
Unless I missed something, they don't.
Btw lightning's canon name is conformed to be Rudolph Jackson
See, I’ve seen that around, but is there a canon source for it? The TD Wiki links to his profile on the Fresh TV blog, but I can’t actually find that on the blog (though it does confirm that “Lightning” is a nickname).
If I had known the "Rudolph Jackson" thing while writing the Characters page I might have used it, but I guess now I'll keep it as-is unless I get canon confirmation that that's his real name.