All of the nsfw memes. For 100: detail your favourite fantasy of us huehue
2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size?
pretty sure most of my followers do. if not, 36K
3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs?
i don’t think i do. if i do they haven’t told me and i don’t intend to pry
4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity?
5. Do you swear under celibacy?
6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven’t, when would you like to?
7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex?
8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex?
9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission?
10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex?
as long as the car didn’t have leather interior, yes. otherwise my thighs would stick to that shit like crazy
12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not?
15 ish, i’m fairly a newbie.
13. Have you ever helped someone “finish”?
.....let’s just say that before i started this blog and used skype to talk to friends i met here, i had “friends” of another variety and video chatting was used for vastly different things than what i do with it now
14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitoral counts, too)
15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitoral counts, too)
within the last week i’d say
16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
no one really ever notices clitoral erections do they
17. What is your method of masturbation? (i.e. toys, clitoral, prostate)
primary focus is almost always on my clit and i have an assortment of toys i like to use on myself
18. What is your bra/penis size?
19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member?
like i said, i used to use skype very differently in my mid-teen years
20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
probably a hairbrush handle. up until recently i didn’t really do much internally when i masturbated
21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better?
22. When was the last time you masturbated?
a few days ago. would’ve been sooner if my hands weren’t fucking freezing
23. When was the last time you had sex?
whenever my last mink dream was
24. When was the last time you watched porn?
watched, or looked at? b/c i beheld some earlier this day but didn’t watch
25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
my first sex toy was the Lelo NEA clitoral vibe. most recently was their Gigi 2, which i also convinvced someone else to buy and now we’re vibrator twinsies
27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
the middle of my back and my legs. also fingers running through my hair but wow that’s something all in itself
28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
idk it’s all about the same for me. play with my clit, that’s all i’m gonna say
29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
i haven’t tried but i suppose it’s worth a shot
30. What colour/type of underwear are you wearing?
31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions?
33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
nope but i’d love to work up the nerve to someday on one of those quality porn blogs
34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on Tumblr?
35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
36. Which wet dream was your favourite?
either the one where mink and i did the frick in the morning or the one where tsukiyama shuu ate my boob
37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
a friend? as in one? no. there are like 25 of them
38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
there are plenty of both ok rin matsuoka, tsukiyama shuu, mink, koujaku, mizuki, ryuuhou, the alphas, clear, toue, jasper,undyne my glorious fish wife, etc. and as far as celebrities go, selena gomez and ariana grande are the top of my list. christina grimmie is on there somewhere too. johnny depp. G-Dragon. kim jaejoong. Minzy. Nicki Minaj.
39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?
mhm. like i said. skype used to serve a much different purpose in the past
40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member?
yes but it was only in the locker room at a different school.
41. Favourite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you?
anything i can make my body do i’m willing to try
42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
43. Are you into any BDSM?
ask my collection of collars.
44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldn’t for any reason? Why?
yes but like, mainly b/c distance
oh god i have no idea. there are too many of them. i kind of have a thing for voices and for hands. and butts.
47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover?
i’ve had several about mink, and several about that dude i’m kinda dating. he’s super sexy though how do you not have fantasies about him.
truth be told if i’m attracted to you, i can promise i’ve had at least one fantasy about you
48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex?
i mean, i used to jack off on skype in my younger days
49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?
50. Do you like dirty talk?
51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
well, whenever i masturbate i’m more of a heavy breather and a whimperer. not much of a moaner, mostly b/c my room is right across from my parents’ room and i have to be quiet
52. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
53. Most embarrassing sex/masturbation story?
i mean i don’t think i have anything particularly embarrassing
54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story?
once when i was jacking it i came so hard that i got hiccups after. i’m pretty sure it’s got something to do with my diaphragm control
55. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (i.e.. lesbian, hentai, threesome)
jgv was all i watched for a while
57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under?
i have no idea it was some vanilla shit tho
58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched?
59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger?
older, hell yeah. younger, yes. two individuals who are both younger than me by a few months
60. Favourite sex toy (if any)?
my hitachi wand that i named mink. big. powerful. amazing. mmmmmm
61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren’t satisfied with their sex?
62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel?
63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a Tumblr follower?
depends on who. there are several mutuals and friends of mine that i would heavily consider doing so for
64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you’ve had about them?
hell yeah and apparently i’m about to tell another one at the end of this here post
65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos?
i have not yet tried so i cannot give a verdict
66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?)
that’s my entire life bby
68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm?
when i was like, 16 or 17?
69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positon,only from masturbating a certain way)
70. Favourite type of oral?
favorite is probably when i’m on the receiving end. or giving. idk man i think oral sex is the greatest thing ever invented
71. Strangest sexual position you’ve tried?
i mean, by myself there’s only so much i can do and i haven’t exactly done anything particularly strange
72. Have you ever made up a sexual position?
not yet but i’d love to. and then we can name it after me. maybe it’ll even make it onto Cosmo’s website. i’ll be famous
73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal?
plz nothing in my butt aside from maybe a plug i’m very unsure about wanting things in my ass i’ll stick with things going in my pussy for now
74. Girls: During masturbation, clitoral, vaginal, or anal?
75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
i am the bottomiest bottom bitch okay i ain’t no dom
76. Have you ever masturbated to someone?
yes indeedy dandy (and guess what, ur one of those people)
77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?
i mean that’s probably how i’ll be doing it for the next few months isn’t it
78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
i have not yet had this experience
79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
i have not had this experience yet either
80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasn’t your partner?
not yet. i mean we haven’t even done the frick frack yet. i’ll be able to say yes to this one after our anime expo orgy tho
81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else?
i have no doubt about it xD
82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover’s or someone else’s?
i have not and am not sure i ever intend to
83. Birth control or condoms?
84. Do you ever masturbate to porn?
85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them?
the question is who doesn’t know i masturbate?
86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active?
nope and they won’t find out
87. Do you have any STDs?
88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictional character or celebrity?
there’s a reason my favorite sex toy is named Mink, and that reason is so i have a legitimate excuse to call out his name
89. Have you ever had sex during “7 minutes in heaven”?
i’ve never even done a 7 minutes in heaven thing
90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral?
i am all about oral okay and i will swallow every last drop like the thirsty cumslut i am
91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else?
i mean...no???? but i haven’t exactly had the opportunity for either of these cases to occur
92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you haven’t lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time?
i don’t know how to answer this question so i’m going to just not beat around the bush. the nerdass loser who sent me this ask is going to fuck me senseless at Anime Expo 2016. that is how i am losing my virginity
93. Have you ever experimented with the opposite sex?
94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontaneous?
hasn’t happened yet but i assure you it’s fully intended
95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone?
back to the locker room thing, yes. but it was only the other girls on the team
96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity?
i’ve been told that i have to tell @bron-bron as soon as it happens
so bby, after we frick we should get all snuggled up and take a selfie and send it to brony with the caption “guess what we just did”
97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated?
idk bby did you kno that i masturbate
98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant?
i’m sure he’s aware of it. the whole being in opposite hemisphere’s thing is kind of, well, obvious xD
99. Do you like masturbation?
100. (Asker’s ask) Favorite fantasy of us?
well, remember that dream i had where i woke up with someone spooning me and i couldn’t see who it was but they just kinda started playing with me?
i like to imagine that but with you.
you know the details of this already~