#rule 196

[robyn-starre]

[twixtbeasts]

Nice estrogen idiot did your Mistress pick that for you?

[stormy-chair]

[hamburgerpuppy]

villain: "GIVE UP THE INFORMATION! WHERE'S THE EVIL JEWEL??"

awesome hero: *spits in their face* "I'LL NEVER TELL YOU!!!"

evil malicious villain: *wipes their face with a little evil handkerchief from their pocket* "So be it. Henchman. Brand him."

the henchman grabs something from the torture table by the fireplace and ominously approaches the hero

cool awesome sexy hero: "DO YOUR WORST!!!!"

then the henchman pulls out a bunch of stickers with company logos on them and places them onto the hero one at a time so he looks like a racing car

[ihaveasparagus29]

[sebbydoesthings]

”i asked chatgpt” “i asked gemini” okay well i asked third vice president of the united states Aaron Burr and he told me talk less smile more don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for

[ranathefroggy]

the dysphoria hoodie stays on during the heatwave

[french-toast-enjoyer]

the thing nobody tells you about having supportive parents is that you'll end up reading chapter 1 of your dead dove tf2 slashfic to your 53 year old dad. and he'll really like it.