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Janaina Medeiros
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Keni
Mike Driver
@theartofmadeline
NASA
Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.
Show & Tell
i don't do bad sauce passes
#extradirty
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
ojovivo
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Claire Keane
Game of Thrones Daily
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@hamburgerpuppy
minors dni
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bigots dni
chasers dni
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hihihihi I'm burgerpuppy uuuihm I like sillyposting and hornyposting a whole bundle :3
I'm 19 and I use she/it and I'm a switch
as for kinks I'm into some harder ones like knifeplay, intox, cnc; all that type of stuff. if that's something you're comfy with then I hope you enjoy wehehehe
every puppy is puppy friend of mine!! be friends with puppies!!
christian bpd girl: god has chosen me to be disfavoured, such that none will ever stay with my sinful self unless i repent
atheist bpd girl: material conditions explain why people abandon me, a material flaw of my person
agnostic bpd girl: no one knows why my girlfriend doesn't text me back
seeing a dick is always so awesome,, all of them look different I wanna collect all of them because they're all so cool,,
im still not entirely sure what hamburger helper is and i refuse to look up a photo
it is my friends
oh my god hi
grab your sister by the waist and pull her close and love her a whole lot
buy her her favorite things and give her an awesome day and make her feel so appreciated also
also fuck her into the mattress sometimes too like whatever even.
blasts you with my placebo beam
Oh fuck I think I can feel the effect
Worst day of my fucking life
Americans invented tbe worlds burgled and burglars to apply to robberies because the concept of losing their burger is the scariest thing to them
Follow me for more wikipedia ^
This is shockingly close to the truth.
Both come from the Latin "burgus", meaning castle or fortified town. A burglar being someone who bypassed the security of fortifications.
Meanwhile burger comes via Hamburg, the burg of Hamma.
So burgers are named after fortifications, and burglars are the ones who bypass them.
The Hamburglar is a reunion of terms
official linguistics post
nonono,, no one steal burgers please,, burgers are lovely and they want to help,, hamburglar stop it you're so mean,, noo.,,
The Dom should be praised too
Take care of your doms. Praise them. Make them feel cared for and loved. Or you don't deserve them.
This applies doubly, x10 tbh, to transfemme doms. You NEED to be nice to her, you NEED to let her know she is doing a good job. That transfemme dom might have a lot of issues with her self worth, she may have been used up and left a discarded husk so many times.
Sorry but I got sick of scrolling through the notes on this on desktop and seeing all the red usernames marked by shinigami eyes reblogging this.
I'm a transfemme dom and I'm proud of it. Take care of us. Love us.
And then no one reblogged this version
listen all I'm saying is that if you strap a vibrator onto your sub and then you go to work you NEED to make a chunkloader first so you can afk her
Me when the really cute mutual turns out to be really really really smart as well and also really cool and oh fuck is this what it's like to be a lesbian
okay well now I wanna get my prostate mashed
Just a quick reminder that eyestrain and flash warnings save people's lives! They are non negotiable! An epileptic (or anyone with photophobia and photosensitivity) cannot avoid flashing or eyestrain posts if there are no warnings. Its not as simple as scrolling past it the way triggering vents are pretty simple to scroll past.
Please remember to make CLEAR flash and eyestrain warnings in your posts.
If you use a graphic that is eyestrainy (like a dni banner) consider changing it to something less eyestrain heavy!
These things can literally save people's lives.
