All spells abide by the Wiccan rule of three
You cast magic missile and hit the enemy with 4 projectiles.Two sessions later the GM picks up twelve d20s and starts throwing
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All spells abide by the Wiccan rule of three
You cast magic missile and hit the enemy with 4 projectiles.Two sessions later the GM picks up twelve d20s and starts throwing
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Make karma points more accurate by punishing players in the next game for the sins they commit in this one
Replace all combat encounters with rap battles.
DMing Simplified
Everything a DM says (or responds to) goes through a little kid (6 to 9 years old) who then explains it to the players. The adult DM is not allowed to talk to anyone other than this kid while the game is in progress.
Your illusionist can perform any illusion the player can perform in real life.
Your bard can perform any song the player can perform in real life.
Your assassin will be Skyping into the game session from prison for the next five to ten years.
DM Advice: don't award your players with XP to level them up! Give them participation trophies instead!
avoid your players min maxing by periodically forcing them to change classes without adjusting their stats or feats