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Once Upon A Time Crack! Ship Edition

No, all the ships didn't fit in this one so I'll have to do a Part 2 eventually.

Enjoy! Reblog! Happy OUAT Day!

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Gold warns David:

Gold: Regina's going to kill you.

David: You're going to help us

Gold: Why?

David: Mary Margaret saved you're life. You owe her a debt.

Gold:

Gold:

Gold: When I left for New York you told me to take care of your family.

David:

Gold: And I told you to watch out for Belle.

David:

Gold: I brought your family back ...actually I brought a new member of said family with me as well.

David:

Gold: Where is Belle?

David:

Gold: Why is she under the supervision of the nurse who kept her locked up?

David:

Gold: Why is she being drugged?

David:

Gold: ...and made to think she's crazy because you lot won't tell her she actually did see magic?

David:

Gold: even though she's from our land?

David:

Gold: Why is she befriending that moron Greg?

David:

Gold: Why is Ruby the only one who visited her?

David:

Gold:

David:

Gold: Right. I don't owe you a fucking thing.

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These are my fave moments ...that's why I'm putting them up again. Feel free to add your own. :-)

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tjmystic prompted: Your take on the purple dress drawing ...

He was watching her from a distance as she stood outside the restaurant shivering. Where on earth was the bastard who brought her here? They had walked out together, he had presumably gone to get his car, but never returned. Gold couldn't stand it anymore, whatever her feelings about him, he couldn't just let her stand there in the cold. He turned the heater on high and drove down the street.

Lacey looked up when the lights hit her face. That was not Keith's car. She sighed. She understood that they had apparently shared something beautiful, really, she did, but having him lurking around all the time was unnerving. When he pulled up she tried to wave him away but, as she'd pretty much anticipated, it didn't work. He rolled down his window. “Will you please just get in the car?”

“Mr. Gold, we have talked about this.” She paused. “Ad nasueum. I don't know how to be nice about it anymore. I know you have feelings for me, but ...I'm sorry, I don't remember and I won't live the rest of my life in a hospital.”

Gold nodded. “I understand. I just want to drive you home, that's it. You appear to be turning to ice.” His eyes raked over the very ...very short dress she had on and he saw her shiver in response. “Purple ice.”

She gave him the most mischievous smile he'd ever seen. “Okay.” That was it. She made a decision and acted on it ...at least that much had not changed. She climbed in the car and he heard her sigh.

“Warmer?”

“Like heaven,” she said. Without thinking she reached over and covered his hand with hers, leaning further into the plush seats. He didn't dare move. That she was touching him at all ...of her own volition sparked something volatile and dangerous inside him. He knew this was his Belle, and yet ...not his Belle. This new creature, with her hair pulled up and her body barely covered was a stranger to him. At least she should be. He could feel her mindlessly stroking his hand with her fingertips. It was something she used to do when she was thinking. It had become a habit over time. It was driving him insane. It was making his body want and desire things that were highly inappropriate.

He pulled up outside the library and she got out while fumbling for her keys. He started to hit the gas, started to pull away, but her soft voice stopped him. “Would you like to come in?”

His heart wanted to say no. The heat in her gaze was enough to tell him where this situation was heading. His mind completely ignored his wishes and answered before he could formulate all his thoughts. “Yes.” He got out and followed her inside. It was entirely likely he would have followed her anywhere.

She turned the moment the door was closed, grabbed his hand and pulled him toward her. Every instinct he had was screaming at him to move. He knew that the moment they touched he would be lost, unable to say no, unable to turn her away. It had been too long since he'd looked into those eyes, too long since he'd touched her hair ...she took a step forward and kissed him. His mind went blank, his heart threw caution to the wind and his body acted of its own accord, wrapping his arms around her, pulling her against him, ravishing her mouth with his own. There was nothing he could do to stop it. A force greater than he was controlled his movements. He tugged the belt on her coat, opened it and pushed it off her shoulders. He felt her fingers frantically clawing at his belt and gasped, deepening the kiss, letting himself drown in the sensations flooding his body. A feral growl rumbled up through his chest. He needed her, he wanted her, he had to have her ...it was impossible to let her go now that she was so close.

He broke the kiss and spun her around, pulling the tiny dress up to her waist. His hands found naked flesh. She wore nothing but the dress. He groaned and pulled her back against him, dropping a kiss on her shoulder as he thrust inside her. It was everything he remembered, her body was soft and warm around him. Her head fell back, her mouth opened slightly as she gasped with pleasure and reached behind her to touch him, grab hold of him, try to pull him closer.

It was demanding, frantic, their need overwhelming the knowledge that they didn’t really know one another. His hands gripped her waist and he thrust into her with a desperation he hadn't realized was there. He heard her breathing become labored, his own coming in gasps. She bucked and he felt her tighten around him. “Belle.” His voice was a whispered lament to a woman he had lost so many times it shouldn't be legal. It didn't occur to hims to stop, even as she cried out, even as his own climax rocked through him, he couldn't let her go, couldn't stop pressing himself inside her. She came again, shuddering, her bones like liquid so he had to pull her closer, and still he was unable to release her. He had no idea how long they remained that way ...it might have been minutes or hours, but he knew, whatever it was ...it wasn't nearly long enough.

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Random smut quote from my current fic ...or why are you not reading this?? Are you insane?

"He had backed her against the closed door half a second later and crushed his lips down on hers. She responded with the same vicious desperation she could feel coming from him. She opened her mouth to his insistent probing and gasped as he dipped inside. He entangled his tongue with hers and she simply held on to him, unable to do anything other than kiss him. He tasted like smoke and ash, like soot and fire; his body gave off an energy that seemed to stroke down her body, slide under her clothes and caress places he should not be capable of reaching. She groaned, threading her fingers through his hair and even that simple contact was torture to her senses. She pressed closer to him, melding their bodies together, desperately wanting to feel his skin touching hers. She knew he would be hot to the touch, as if he were burning up, but then ...he was, wasn't he? She managed to get one hand out of his soft hair, pushed at the shirt still clinging to his shoulders and he shrugged it off."

http://www.fanfiction.net/~forzeouat

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Set one goes with set 2 ...yeah ...I have lots of FEELS happening.

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Upon his return to Storybrooke ....

Gold: Here's your family. Safe and sound.

Gold: I've been stabbed and I'm dying.

Gold: I would like to see Belle.

Gold: Where is she?

Charming:

Snow:

Red:

Granny:

Archie:

Gold: She's safe right?

Charming:

Snow:

Red:

Granny:

Archie:

Gold: At the library? And someone is there watching over her because I know you'd never let anything happen to my Belle.

Charming:

Snow:

Red:

Granny:

Archie:

Gold: Well?

Charming:

Snow:

Red:

Granny:

Archie:

Red: I visited her ...uhm ...once.

Gold:

Gold:

Gold:

Gold: Son, help me up, I have to kill these people.

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The fact that I just spent half an hour writing a rant that included Snow White, Prince Charming, Rumplestiltskin and Belle should freak me out ...and yet, it doesn't and THAT freaks me out.