What Runescape has taught me about being a Heroic Adventurer
An adventuring hero must have:
Boundless curiosity
Zero boundaries
Compassion in the face of harm done
Flexibility of perspective
A stubborn streak a mile wide when committing to goals
A deep sense of protectiveness
A desire to face sources of fear
Self sufficiency in food and equipment
A wide variety of tutors and sages to learn from
Capes that exist purely for showing off
The ability to play both good cop and bad cop
Teleportation
Dual wielding weapons for a higher chance of hits landing
Respect for low-wage workers
Respect from dwarven artisans
A dead patron deity
Rings on every finger
Reciprocity
The ability to say no
A minimum of level sixty in at least one combat skill
A chef's hat
Money with which to pay tithes to the council and retain nobility membership, as per Saradomin in the God Letters
A sarcastic sense of humor that is not so dry it inhibits acting tremendously silly
