#rusolyasin

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Eyebrows are the bras of the face.

Rusol

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Random dinner conversations

Me: Yeah I have a pact with someone that if we're not married by the time we're 40, we'll get married.

My Dad: Who?

My sister: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSOL

My Dad: Who?

Me: *show picture*

My Dad: She's cute. So when you're 40, huh?

My sister: I have a feeling you won't need the pact, Fred. You're a little flirt.

Me: ...that was a backhanded compliment, but I'll take it

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In other news: everyone in my classes today need to be soaked in soap and water. It was horrible. Plus none of the classrooms are air conditioned- only the hallways are. So it's like marinating in the butt crack of hell.

Rusol, expounding on her law school adventures

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'Imagine me riding your dick,' the white girl thinks as she begins humping the air, 'he will love me when he sees my twerking'.

Rusol, fuckin killin it today gotdamn go follow her you fools

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There's something about warm freshly baked bread though. I want to fuck its brains out.

Rusol, once again being the greatest

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Someone is perpetuating this lie that pregnant women need to take nude photos and WE MUST STOP THEM FRED!

Rusol, droppin truth bombs

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Rusol: I can eat like 10 pancakes no problem

Me: Same. I just ate three, with scrambled eggs. I could easily do that two more times but alas, I shan't.

Rusol: That's how all of a sudden pants don't fit.

Me: That's why you don't wear pants.

Rusol: Pants are the bane of my existence.

Me: Probably why we get along so well.

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Rusol: Women are basically nagging pies.

Me: If women are pies, they're really good pies that I can never quite figure out how to eat properly and more often than not leave the good part untouched.

Me: Good lord that sounded a lot less innuendo-y in my head