Legally Blind Observations

Fred. Damn near blind with shit brown eyes. I think I do all right. He/Him/Bruh Tumblr changed how links/tags work? Tags here now I guess

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So like...Brooklyn based ghost type noir with great characters, wonderful humor and awesome fight scenes?

Interesting. I’ll have to check that out. Thanks!

[legallyblindobservations]

I doubt you check these messages anymore but i highly recommend the Bone Street Rumba books by Daniel Jose Older if you haven’t read them! Also, many warm wishes to you!

I still get the notifications but I’m very rarely on Tumblr these days. What’s that series about? And many warm wishes to you as well!

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Operation: Get Me the Fuck Up Outta Here 6.0 has concluded

Six hours, Uhaul loaded to capacity and unloaded twice, two major muscle cramps later. So much unpacking and buying of stuff left to do. I've been awake for over 36 of the last 48 hours. Pray for me

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Operation: Get Me the Fuck Up Outta Here 6.0

It’s been a while. But once again, I’m moving. This time it’s to a nice one bedroom with my girlfriend. Pretty exciting stuff. After two years of a shitty super, my bathroom ceiling literally falling in due to water damage, and asshole management, it’s time to get me the fuck up outta here once more.

As always, this lil to-do list is more for me than for anybody else. I find it’s helped me stay organized in the past, and I’m hoping it will continue to do so because I’ll only have two days to get totally packed and ready to go. And since I’m on my phone it’s gonna look like a shitty list but whatevaaaa

- Wash all dirty laundry, sort it and fold it and pack it; get a couple big black trash bags to use as makeshift garment bags for all the shit I have on hangers, the rest goes into suitcases, minus what I’ll need for the next 4 days

- Go through my room and closet and get rid of all the trash

- Pack up all my kitchen shit (maybe minus a bowl or two or whatever I’ll need to use for the next 4 days)

- Clean out the fridge

- Clean the bathroom

- Box up all my miscellaneous shit (my clock radio, my toiletries, etc.)

- Box up all my vidjagame stuff

- Bring all the furniture I’m not keeping outside to the curb

- Wake up at the asscrack of dawn on Saturday, pick up the Uhaul, meet Waldy back at my place, pack it all up, go to Justine’s place, pack it all up, bring it to our place, empty the truck, bring it back to the spot, come home.

Whew. Think that’s it. Fuck yeah. Let’s do eet.

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- Clothing and bedding is all squared away. I have 5 days' worth unpacked for the rest of the week and the rest is either packed or prepped for donation

- All the vidjagame stuff minus my Xbox One and controller is boxed up, as are all my books and all my shoes minus the two pairs I'll wear the rest of the week

- All of my dishes and glasses are packed up, courtesy of my amazing girlfriend

What still needs to be done:

- I need to get another package of big ol black trash bags, for myself and for my girlfriend. Also paper plates for myself and my roommate cuz all the plates are equally mine and packed away

- I need to get in touch with Optimum and tell them that we're moving so I can have internet when we get in

- I need to clean the bathroom and the kitchen, and go through all the crap on my dresser to see if I need to keep any of it; chuck the rest

- Throughout the week I need to just make sure I have everything and that I haven't forgotten to pack or do something

Word. Making progress

[legallyblindobservations]

Operation: Get Me the Fuck Up Outta Here 6.0

It's been a while. But once again, I'm moving. This time it's to a nice one bedroom with my girlfriend. Pretty exciting stuff. After two years of a shitty super, my bathroom ceiling literally falling in due to water damage, and asshole management, it's time to get me the fuck up outta here once more.

As always, this lil to-do list is more for me than for anybody else. I find it's helped me stay organized in the past, and I'm hoping it will continue to do so because I'll only have two days to get totally packed and ready to go. And since I'm on my phone it's gonna look like a shitty list but whatevaaaa

- Wash all dirty laundry, sort it and fold it and pack it; get a couple big black trash bags to use as makeshift garment bags for all the shit I have on hangers, the rest goes into suitcases, minus what I'll need for the next 4 days

- Go through my room and closet and get rid of all the trash

- Pack up all my kitchen shit (maybe minus a bowl or two or whatever I'll need to use for the next 4 days)

- Clean out the fridge

- Clean the bathroom

- Box up all my miscellaneous shit (my clock radio, my toiletries, etc.)

- Box up all my vidjagame stuff

- Bring all the furniture I'm not keeping outside to the curb

- Wake up at the asscrack of dawn on Saturday, pick up the Uhaul, meet Waldy back at my place, pack it all up, go to Justine's place, pack it all up, bring it to our place, empty the truck, bring it back to the spot, come home.

Whew. Think that's it. Fuck yeah. Let's do eet.

[writing-prompt-s]

You are a wealthy man who hires two hitmen to kill each other. You hire two private investigators, assigning each of them to one of the hitmen. Amused, you eagerly await the P.I’s findings.

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You accept a job paying $1 million a year to sit in a room, waiting for a phone to ring on a table. After 5 years at work, it finally rings… For the first time.

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You are a bounty hunter, after the most elusive criminal,known for breaking into banks but not taking anything. You finally catch him in a bank vault moving bags of money aside to expose what he has clearly been looking for, a secret door in the floor.

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You’re a stage magician with a horrible secret, you’re actually using real magic and don’t know a thing about stage magic. Your fellow magicians are starting to suspect.

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A disguised man appears on every phone, television and computer screen, his voice on every radio station. His sudden interruption is accompanied by only three words: “Day one begins.”

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If you’re reading this, you’ve been in a coma for almost 20 years due to a reason we are currently investigating. We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we’re getting through. Please wake up. Help us.

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*re-reads my own story*: Damn this is some good shit

*gets to the part where I stopped writing*: WTF WHERE'S THE REST OF IT HOW DO I GET MORE

Brain: You're the author, if you want more you have to write it

Me: *flips tables*

[memewhore]

[weloveshortvideos]

[the-absolute-best-memes]

Can we all just appreciate the fact that this cutie just fell down the stairs but still immediately got up so excited like he just had a great time falling down the stairs? Like I want to handle bad things as well as this puppy does

[fiti-vation]

[ernasd]

oh this is a life saver

[legallyblindobservations]

Hiya, Fred! I hope the coming season brings you warmth and comfort. May happiness and opportunity shine upon you. Happy Halloween! (Never too early!)

Thank you very much, Nice Anonperson! These messages are pretty sweet haha. And hell yeah never too early! #fuckthepolice

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Just randomly remembered the last time I broke the #1 rule of the internet (never read the comments). "Stay With Me" by Sam Smith had just come out (before the album dropped) and I was watching the video and one of the first comments was "wow... This is really gay!" and some dude came back with "that's super offensive like OMG I can't believe you'd say that" etc etc etc, and the original commenter was like "bro I'm gay, and this is gay, like I'm hype that I'm seeing myself represented positively" etc etc. The internet is an amazing place