#russian logic

[lady-nightmare]

Rosyjska logika

[katiereblogsthings]

why use cells when you can use chicken-wire beds?

[thedrsexymd]

Your puny western ads don't work on Russian women

[bongwooder]

if you ever have trouble with english just remember that in russian "Р" makes a rolled "r" sound

[lornaka]

So there was this discussion on a russian social net whether Thranduil was riding a moose or a deer. After long, long debate they came to a conclusion that he was sitting on what can only be translated as a "mooseer" ("лососень")