general hcs BECAUSE I AM NOT BOUND TO A “FANDOM” OR “FRANCHISE”. I MAKE UP SHIT. AND I APPLY IT EVERYWHERE.
I think sometimes We have to sit down and realize………a lot of these motherfuckers would probably buy into the labubu brain rot. brighteyes has a guilty pleasure with labubus. She would put one in her cubicle. She walks away for 3 minutes and when she comes back IY IS GONE. WHO STOLE THE LABUBU. who would be the person who literally steals the Damn things OFF OF BAGS. PEOPLE ARE WEARING. it’s cyially roblox. the money their getting from the meta verse is directly funding their stanley cup gimmick totebag girlbait addiction. IM LOOSING IT PLEAS
normalize scary myths with starbucks. Vault 8166 guardian with a hazelnut frsppuciono [1 extra pump of vanilla, no whipped cream, sweet cold foam, caramel drizzle, caramel ribbon crunch toppings]. I COULD MAKE A STARBUCKS ORDER FOR LIKE. EVEY MYTH GIVE ME A MINUTE
rust orders a pupcup with like 2 dollops of skinm milk he’s a fucking freak. Dr mach cannot handle sugar he’ll literally seizse. He’ d just Make coffee at home but when he feels cheeky he goes and gets an iced coffee from like. Mcdonalds. GOZ ORDERS LIKE THOSE 11 STEP COMFETTI STRANGER THINGS HELLO KITTY THEMED DRINKS THAT TAKE LIKE. 2HOUDS TO MAKE. It’d literally be like 10 inches of whipped cream in the tallest cup ever. He’d hand them like a bigggg swirly cup like “put It in this Please I’m sorry for the incomviencd :O) and he’d do a little fist pump bc the barista has like 8 piercings on one ear .IM CRYINGGB dude How do roblox myths pay for their living. Alonetraveler trying to apply for a job at macys “I have a degreeFOR NO REASON. “. What do you think their degree is for. I wasn’t all that into alonetrsceler so I can’t make any accurate guess……ITS SO FUNNY IMAGINING THESE PEOPLE HAVIG NORMSL LIVES
masqueraze hunched over her desk her head in her hands. “How the fuck am I gonna pay these goddddaamnnnnn bills” she’s thinking. Her parents were so right about her art irks not a real profession why did she choose itI AM LLOOOSSING IT. she’s Borrowing LOANS FROM TERRORSH. terrorah blythe is one stacked morherfucker I’ll tell you That. “i’ll Pay you back later” “sounds Like you wanna Be on My T.V Show Masqueraze!” he will haze someone over 15 bucks please don’t test him he’d start accruing interest HIS CGREED IS INSURMOUNTABLE I CANT. He’d dump boiling pots of water on people he is just evil. I don’t Support kazdsm..or anything..by the by
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