Uhhh hi messed up ship headcanons
Taph x 007n7
- Taph loves physical affection and 007 provides it. I think 007 also wants physical affection so he gets it from taph also. 007 learns sign language arc
Chance x Elliot
- chance almost definitely has a lot of dues towards Elliot. Elliot could care less but Chance worries that he's taking advantage of elliots generosity :p.
1x4 and 007n7
- toxic old man yaoi I mean uhm 007n7 can't touch 1x4's torso, so he substitutes things like hugging and snuggling with waltzing and resting his head on 007n7's shoulder. He especially likes kissing 007 on the forehead. 1x4 has done some... questionable things (murder) for alone time (LMS) with 007.
- one sided core 1x4 has a very unhealthy obsession with 007 and often displays signs of affection towards him, while 007 is absolutely terrified and wishes he wasn't the center of her attention.
Elliot x 007n7
- Elliot enjoys teasing 007 a lot, and likes jumlscaring him with hugs from behind. 007 on his part likes having lighthearted arguments with Elliot. Usually 007 wins those arguments lol
Taph x Dusekkar
- Very one sided. Dusekkar likes Taph but more in a mentor apprentice way, while taph wants to make out with dusekkar. More general but taph likes gifting shiny things to Dusekkar as a show of affection. Romantic specifically.
Two Time x Taph
- Two time and taph very much enjoy staring at each other lovingly, but two time is very much two time and taph has shut down all attempts at a relationship. Two time unhealthy devotion core (also very scared of physical affection out of fear of escalation to hurting the other maybe?)
John and Jane Doe
- sickeningly sweet (all I have to say)
Chance x Mafioso
- Mafioso likes spoiling chance, chance is more or less begrudgingly agreeing to it. Both were very stupid when trying to get together and it took FOREVER for it to happen and everyone around them is very upset over how long it took.
Two time x Elliot
- Two time very excited over Elliot doing anything. Very. Too much. Elliot freaked out in a loving way. Two time eats pizza weird and Elliot genuinely considers breaking up with them over this but never does. /hj
Shedletsky x Builderman
- Shedletsky has been in love for ages, Builderman has just realized he likes shed in that way or even just fallen in love. Shedletsky has already accepted the status quo and builderman thinks he's too late to change it.
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