#rusty-goddamn-venture

[danvssomethingorother]

-loUD WHISPER- PeteRust~

who hogs the duvet

Rusty

who texts/rings to check how their day is going

Pete being needy. Probably in the same room as Rusty. Rusty is annoyed.

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts

Both are lazy and keep thinking of getting a gift for the other and then buy something they would like more after going to the mall to buy a gift for their boyfriend, so now every Christmas and Anniversary its like they pretty much buy their own gift.

who gets up first in the morning

That is suggesting Rusty and Pete went to bed. Rusty up pacing and worrying all night about his dumb inventions or having PTSD episodes and Pete playing video games.

Pete makes Rusty sit down with him after awhile.

who suggests new things in bed

Rusty

who cries at movies

Both of them but they try to say they don’t.

who gives unprompted massages

Surprisingly, Rusty, he just has sentimental episodes where he actually wants Pete to know he loves him.

who fusses over the other when they’re sick

Pete. Rusty is up trying to do stupid shit after he got out of the hospital.

who gets jealous easiest

Both of them are the jealous types.

who has the most embarrassing taste in music

Pete

who collects something unusual

I see them both as big spenders that just buy stupid shit they don’t need. Credit card debt is a collection right?

who takes the longest to get ready

Both of them, Brock hates this family. They hog the bathroom. Rusty just stays in the bath for over two hours while Pete keeps messing with his hair.

who is the most tidy and organised

I can see Rusty being tidier but I don’t really see Pete as like super messy. He just doesn’t pick up his shit when he’s playing video games all weekend, so its like Rusty just put a garbage can by him so he would throw his shit away and not complain he doesn’t want to get up.

who gets most excited about the holidays

Pete. I can see Rusty not liking any Holiday because of Jonas.

who is the big spoon/little spoon

I like the idea that it switches.

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

Pete. They don’t play sports but Pete is a big time gamer. Rusty probably gets a little competitive though

who starts the most arguments

Rusty. Pete learned to ignore him.

who suggests that they buy a pet

Pete just brought a cat home, it won’t die like his dogs he guaranteed Rusty.

what couple traditions they have

When Rusty has severe panic attacks because of his PTSD, Pete used to run his fingers through his hair when they were in college but now runs it along his face line while Rusty lays his head in his lap and he hums to him until he goes back to his normal self.

what tv shows they watch together

I can see them just watching sitcoms together.

what other couple they hang out with

That would imply they hang out with more people then like Brock or Billy or their teenage sons. Does being kidnapped by the monarch and his wife count?

how they spend time together as a couple

Working in the lab, playing video games, listening to records and being social recluses.

who made the first move

Surprisingly Pete, he was sick of Rusty giving action Johnny sexual favors and blurted out he loved him one day and kissed him.

who brings flowers home

Pete, surprisingly. He usually only does it when Rusty is like at his low point though or when he’s in the hospital (which is often).

who is the best cook

Rusty. He tries to act like he can’t cook so he doesn’t have to but he’s actually really good at it.

[pinkpilgrim-white]

"Hey... I know you've been looking forward to Christmas this year... So I brought you a little present" he said.. He was wearing a onesie that had holiday wrapping on it, with a big frilly bow belt.. He had something behind him back though..

(White did his best not to laugh at the outfit Rust was wearing. He did himself proud, only snorting once. Okay, twice. He tilted his head curiously, wondering what Rusty was hiding behind his back. After their “Pizza Date” Rust was both really clingy and distant at the same time.)

“Whatcha got there?”

[garlic8reath]

rusty-goddamn-venture replied to your post: I’ll probably throw some of my old Venture Bros...

Your VBros art is awesome!))

Thank you!! 💚

I’ve been wanting to draw more since the new season, but unfortunately I’ve been going through a prolonged art drought since the summer; whenever I get back into the groove of things I’ll definitely make more!

[danvssomethingorother]

PeteRustypls!

Who’s more dominant:

I don’t see either of these useless twinks as dominant (esp since Rusty is way too into being kidnapped ajdjdhdj ) but Rusty is more dominant then Pete.

Who’s the cuddler:

Pete is needy. Maybe needier then Rusty.

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:

I actually think of them as sleeping like facing each other, both clinging to each other. Just laying and talking to each other about stupid things long into the night before just passing out like that, holding each other.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:

Listening to records and getting high.

Who uses all the hot water:

Two useless twinks can both just fit in the bath together and waste all the hot water for everyone else, together.

Most trivial thing they fight over:  

Idk, I can see them fighting over stupid things like one swears the pink tooth brush is his and they argue about it all day that they have both been using the same tooth brush for like a month.

Who does most of the cleaning:  

Billy. They invite him over when Helper refuses to clean up after them anymore.

What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue:  

I can see them fighting over but ultimately agreeing on the same shows in the end.

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:  

Rusty. He is not shy to bitch at people.

Who leaves their stuff around:

Pete.

Who remembers to buy the milk:  

Helper but if the robot goes on strike, someone else like Brock or Billy or the boys has to remember.

Who remembers anniversaries:  

they were both high the day they got together so neither know the real date. Maybe September? What day they don’t know, that was during the time they were both on coke.

Who cooks normally:  

Helper.

How often do they fight:

They both argue but its not really fights. They are just like that sometimes(tm).

What do they do when they’re away from each other:  

They have to spend time apart to find out, been joined at the hip since college.

Nicknames for each other:  

Rust and sometimes babe for Pete and on very rare occasions Rusty calls Pete sweet heart.

Who is more likely to pay for dinner:  

I always imagined in college, even though Rusty was loaded, spoiled little rich boy, they like ran out of paying at restaurants. Like Rusty would get them somewhere nice with his connections and they would just run off without paying. I mean Jonas would probably pay and Rusty would def get in trouble but I can see them doing that.

Who steals the covers at night:  

They are just cuddled together with a pile of blankets. They only fight over blankets when they are fighting with each other over something dumb.

What would they get each other for gifts:

They find the perfect album to describe how they feel about the other at the moment. This can either be a positive cute thing or them being petty with each other.

Who kissed who first:

Rusty, I feel like he has more confidence then Pete.

Who made the first move:

Pete played a lot of songs that reminded him of Rusty on his show.

Who remembers things:  

Neither. And don’t believe them when they say they do, they remember it wrong since they were both on drugs during college.

Who started the relationship:

Rusty

Who cusses more:  

Rusty

What would they do if the other one was hurt:

They would both be drama queens and someone else would have to handle the situation better.

Who is the dirty talker:

Rusty but Pete has his moments.

A head canon:

In a universe where they stayed together, Rusty and Pete pretty much never left each other’s side after Jonas’s death and Pete tried to capitalize off Rusty’s former fame to mixed results when he helped Rusty make some kinda science show. That’s where they met Billy. They all returned to the compound together to try to make a name in the science community after failing at being famous and Rusty used his dad’s cloning notes to make Hank and Dean using his DNA and some of Pete’s so they would be both of their sons.

[danvssomethingorother]

.1 PeteRust <3 (cuz i'm traaaash)

((All I could think of was the shallow Gravy music video where Hank made his dad play a bored house wife and you know I am thirsty for AU Rusty XD))

Hank had been going through an interesting phase lately, he wanted to be a rock star now. Pete could only chuckle at his new step son’s new goal in life, it wasn’t like he didn’t have the connections to make that happen. His father was a broadway star and worth half a million, if his son wanted to be a rising star, his dad was going to make it happen.

Pete had mostly been indifferent towards his endeavors, a little annoyed at the screeching guitars (he had been leaving subtle hints he wanted him to change up his music style with the records he left all over his room). It was only when he walked into the kitchen one day to find his husband in a skirt and wig did he find it amusing.

“Is the skirt supposed to be this short?” he asked eying him up, resting his hand on his husband’s thigh (snickering when he realized he shaved) and resting his head against his fluffy red hair as he traveled his hand up.

“No, Hank just wanted me to be an annoyed house wife, but I thought this would be funner,” he purred playfully, pushing his husband’s hand under the skirt.

Pete hadn’t attempted to be the dominant one before, but seeing him like this he was willing to try and maybe that’s what Rusty was playing at.

[danvssomethingorother]

Eggnog!

(I threw in a little Johnny/Rusty too but it ends with Pete getting an implied happy ending)

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“Justdrink it.”

Petejust drank a lot of things, Pete just did a lot of things without thinkingtwice about it but this was Action Johnny he was talking about. You could neverbe sure what that one put in anything he offered.

“Hedidn’t spike it with drugs this time,” Rusty snickered, easy for him to snickerabout, he didn’t have to deal with the last trip Johnny had sent him on withouthis consent.

“Look,Mike is fine after drinking it,” Mike took another drink of the eggnog and gavePete a wave indicating it was not drugged. Pete just stared down at the plasticred cup Rusty handed him not trusting Johnny enough to consume anything heoffered him.

Hescowled at his best friend as he yanked the cup from his hand and took a longswig, giving his smuggest grin.

“Itsjust his stupid homemade eggnog,” he said rolling his eyes, “I think you arehurting his feelings by not even trying it.”

“I’mnot a girl, Rusty,” Johnny snarled making Pete cringe hard as he punched Rustyin the arm, “I don’t get my ‘feelings’ hurt.”

“Justdrink it, Casper,” Johnny snarled sitting on Rusty’s bunk next to Pete whileRusty himself settled on the other side, “Rusty is the biggest pussy I know andhe drank it.”

Rustyfrowned setting a glare on Johnny who just snickered at him leaning over Peteand to his dismay laying a kiss on Rusty. Pete hated Johnny and hated that hejust hung around here all the time trying to take Rusty from him.

Rustymessed around with anyone who would have him and Pete hated it. Hated that hehad to share with someone like Johnny cause he was too cowardly to properlymake a move.

Petefinally took a long gulp and instantly found himself spitting out the drink, itwas foul and tasted like the eggs in it were rotten.

“What’sin this?” he groaned out sticking his tongue out at the taste.

“That’smy recipe,” Johnny snapped punching Pete in the arm instantly bringing tears tohis eyes, “Maybe get some taste, light weight.”

“Hisdad is a drunk,” Rusty snickered into Pete’s ear pulling him close and placinga kiss on his ear lobe instantly making him perk up, Rusty was always friskyand loose when he got to drinking and there must have been half a liquor storein this eggnog.

“Hissecret recipe is whatever has the highest amount of alcohol and store boughteggnog. We have been stealing this shit from his dad since the first adult Christmasparty we were allowed to attend.”

“Rustywas a god damn light weight then too,” Johnny said with a shake of his head androll of his eyes, “He threw up in the coat closet and got us grounded.”

“Iwas twelve!” Rusty whined leaning over Pete to shove Johnny, “Give me a break!”

Johnnyopened his mouth to argue but stopped catching Mike passed out in the corner ofhis eye. A smile spreading across his face.

“HeyCasper, you should join me and Rusty in getting some action while he’s out.”

“Whatabout Brock? He should be back soon,” Pete groaned, maybe into the idea ofbeing with Rusty but not so much their drug dealer.

“Yeahhe can join too if he’s in to it.”

Rustyrolled his eyes, “Your dad is going to kick you out again if you don’t gethome.”

Johnnylooked angry that Rusty brought his dad up and Pete almost feared he would getviolent like last time, but he just grumbled to himself that he needed to getback before curfew anyway or he would be breaking parole and marched out thedoor.

Rustysmiled climbing on top of Pete, straddling his hips making him groan at theadded weight but he could always appreciate the way Rusty placed butterflykisses down his neck.  

“Wehave an hour before practice is done, want me to give you head before he getsback and Mike wakes up?”

Petejust gave him a wicked grin, who was he to deny himself that privilege?

[danvssomethingorother]

((i like to think that in the alternate universe, Pete is a suuuuuuper successful DJ/mixer, and actively goes on tours.. when he's home though, he likes to help AU Rusty with his broadway shows, and helps him with fashion and looking great as ever. ))

I like that.

Pete deserves to be happy and he’s also married to Billy who is an actual surgeon who gets paid for his time.

[danvssomethingorother]

(( yasss! See, following in the evil version.. I think that Rust would have a top scientist who works with him, which I like to think would either be Pete, or Billy))

I love that.

I like to think they only got started working with him because they were in debt and they needed some fast cash.

Like at first they just think they are working for Rusty Venture and that’s good for their reputation considering who his dad was but then they are like...oh...is he a villain? 

They just have to awkwardly work now while Rusty is monologuing to a tied up Brock.