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Part of the match on 11/20 between Rusty Bazongas and Cher Nobyl!

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MATCHUP ANNOUNCEMENT!

If she could turn back time, CHER NOBYL might have chosen a different treatment than radiation exposure, but she intends to use it to her advantage this Friday, 11/20 at The HighDive when she fights the newly resurrected robo-woman RUSTY BAZONGAS.

Tickets $12 + fees in advance or $15 at the door: http://goo.gl/XOnBTD

More event details here!: https://www.facebook.com/events/1645839112350266/

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ANNOUNCING THE WRESTLERS FOR OUR NEXT MATCH, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 20TH at THE HIGHDIVE in CHAMPAIGN, ILLINOIS.

Nobody caught the name of the mysterious, shadow-draped figure that came to claim the body of DUSTY BAZONGAS after her death. Frankly, most were surprised that that anyone cared at all, but that enigmatic character clearly had their own dark agenda. One month later, a humanoid lady-bot was spotted wandering the streets of Champaign, calling herself RUSTY BAZONGAS in a tinny, halting voice. Citizens have no doubt that this metal monster is some new incarnation of the late Dusty after she threatened to "terminate all pesky youngsters" and demanded "a 1.75-liter fuel cell" from a liquor store clerk. It is unclear at this time what madman (or madwoman) designed this sassy, silver creation, but she was last spotted on a path of destruction pointing straight toward the Champaign Ladies Amateur Wrestling ring. Part whirring metal fists, part impenetrable outer armor, RUSTY has an insatiable drive to watch her stories in peace, and doesn't mind using her superhuman strength to quash all who stand in the way.