#rustyrcse

[freedthedark]

               update: Freed still loathes Rustyrose.

@rustyrcse​

[conflxgration]

✩ hit that totorose

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? hmm…maybe RustyWho threatens to leave but never actually does? neitherWho actually keeps their word and leaves?Who trashes the house? neither because they’re both clean peopleDo either of them get physical? nopeHow often do they argue/disagree? Not a lot, actually.Who is the first to apologise? If they do argue, then both will, after a bit of time. They’re stubborn as mules and hate admitting they’re in the wrong.

Sex:

Who is on top? Toto was at the start, but nowadays Rusty is taking this role.Who is on the bottom? It’s about equal now. After Rusty introduced Toto to the pleasure induced by prostate stimulation, there was no going back.Who has the strangest desires? TotoAny kinks? BDSM, with an emphasis on bondage and S/MWho’s dominant in bed? RustyIs head ever in the equation? Ohhh yes~If so, who is better at performing it? Both are equally goodEver had sex in public? NopeWho moans the most? bothWho leaves the most marks? again, bothWho screams the loudest? who’s ever on the bottomWho is the more experienced of the two? Rusty. Toto was a virgin when they met.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? It’s usually either ‘having sex’ or ‘making love’. Rarely do they just ‘fuck’.Rough or soft? A mix of both.How long do they usually last? It varies wildly depending on what they’re doing. The range is 30 minutes to an hour and a half.Is protection used? Not really.Does it ever get boring? Nope.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? In the laundry room.

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Toto would like to start a family, but Rusty is a little hesitant.If so, how many children do your muses want/have? One, maybe two.Who is the favorite parent? what is this “favorite” of which you speak?Who is the authoritative parent? TotoWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Neither. Toto is a teacher for fuck’s sake, and Rusty would rather go without hair gel for the rest of his life than frustrate TotoWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Rusty, but mostly because he can’t really cook all that wellWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? RUSTYWho goes to parent teacher interviews? Neither, because Toto is the teacher and the parentWho changes the diapers? Neither, since they plan to adopt a child if they have children, not a baby.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?Who spends the most time with the children? It’s a tie.Who packs their lunch boxes? TotoWho gives their children ‘the talk’? BothWho cleans up after the kids? BothWho worries the most? RustyWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Toto (they hung around Gajeel for too long lol)

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? bothWho is the little spoon? it depends on who laid down/fell asleep firstWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? NeitherWho struggles to keep their hands to themself?  TotoHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? again, what is this “uncomfortable” of which you speak?Who gives the most kisses? bothWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Shopping, and watching Meryl Cheep and Bella playWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? bed because it doesn’t mess up Rusty’s hair.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? probably Rusty because bae has da bootay~How often do they get time to themselves? when Toto is teaching. Otherwise they’re p much together all the time.

Sleeping:

Who snores? RustyIf both do, who snores the loudest?Do they share a bed or sleep separately? SHAREIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? cozy upWho talks in their sleep? NeitherWhat do they wear to bed? Their boxers/underwear because Toto naturally runs warmAre either of your muses insomniacs? nopeCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside?Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? it varies.Who wakes up with bed hair? omg RUSTYWho wakes up first? Toto, because SUN = FIRE WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVEWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? TotoWhat is their favourite sleeping position? they don’t have oneWho hogs the sheets? RustyDo they set an alarm each night? Rusty does, Toto doesn’t since he has an internal clockCan a television be found in their bedroom? noWho has nightmares? both, but very rareWho has ridiculous dreams? Rusty because imaaagination~Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? pfft RustyWho makes the bed? TotoWhat time is bed time? for Toto it’s 9 pm, Rusty is whenever.Any routines/rituals before bed? goodnight kissesWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Rusty

Work:

Who is the busiest? TotoWho rakes in the highest income? TotoAre any of your muses unemployed? Rusty, but he’s trying to find workWho takes the most sick days? NeitherWho is more likely to turn up late to work? NeitherWho sucks up to their boss? NeitherWhat are their jobs? Toto is a teacher, that much is certainWho stresses the most? Rusty, because he doesn’t like feeling dependent on Toto to support himDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Toto loves teaching. It’s their lifebloodAre your muses financially stable? Yes

Home:

Who does the washing? BothWho takes out the trash? BothWho does the ironing? TotoWho does the cooking? TotoWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? RUSTYWho is messier?  NeitherWho leaves the toilet roll empty? NeitherWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Neither (are you kiDDING THEY ARE BOTH GAY! as if they’d leave clothes on the floor)Who forgets to flush the toilet? NeitherWho is the prankster around the house? NeitherWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Neither, because they WALKWho mows the lawn? Eh idkWho answers the telephone? bothWho does the vacuuming? bothWho does the groceries? Toto, because Rusty will bring home bad produceWho takes the longest to shower? both doWho spends the most time in the bathroom? omg both preen-

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? nopeHow many cars do they own? noneDo they own their home or do they rent? own the homeDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? in betweenDo they live in the city or in the country? on the outskirts of MagnoliaDo they enjoy their surroundings? yesWhat’s their song? omg they have so many, ummm.... “Best Is Yet To Come” by RED and “I Only Wanna Be With You” by Volbeat come to mind first.What do they do when they’re away from each other? idek what Rusty doesWhere did they first meet? idkHow did they first meet? iDK oh shitWho spends the most money when out shopping? Rusty, but he tries not toWho’s more likely to flash their assets? RustyWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? bothAny mental issues? abandonment issues and depression on both sidesWho’s terrified of bugs? neither, but they’re still disgustingWho kills the spiders around the house? TotoTheir favourite place? this one cafe in Magnolia-Who pays the bills? TotoDo they have any fears for their future? nopeWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? TotoWho uses up all of the hot water? both, but Toto can just reheat it lolWho’s the tallest? they’re actually the same height (5′11″)Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? actually neither. they like their space when getting clean for the day. They will share a shower post-sex tho-Who wanders around in their underwear? neitherWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Rusty, and poorly might I add-What do they tease each other about? all sorts of stuffWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? bothDo they have mutual friends? not reallyWho crushed first? RustyAny alcohol or substance related problems? nopeWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Rusty because Toto doesn’t drinkWho swears the most? Toto because Gajeel

[conflxgration]

[火] -- “I’m glad you two are getting along.”

[tthe2ndfallenmaster-moved]

He got morons on his team.

What the hell are they even doing? “Azum stop tree hugging Rusty. You know how the man gets when his hair gets ruined. And frankly I don’t want to have to deal with that if I can help it.”

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arboluspugnitor

[arboluspugnitor-archive-blog]

mega headcanon dump

//these are headcanons I came up with on Skype with Bren (@rustyrcse), Marcy (@poisontongued), and Nico (@raiiryu). Fair warning, it is quite long.

[12/22/2015 9:39:36 PM] Sammeh: where Ultear's Arc of Time revived him from his treeness [12/22/2015 9:39:46 PM] Sammeh: and he somehow survived [12/22/2015 9:40:25 PM] Brenna : yes [12/22/2015 9:40:27 PM] Brenna : I like that a lot. [12/22/2015 9:42:06 PM] Sammeh: he broke off a piece of wood big enough to make a small raft and floated on it for two years [12/22/2015 9:42:33 PM] Sammeh: and he fuckin made fruit-bearing plants grow out of the wood [12/22/2015 9:42:43 PM] Brenna : i can see it. [12/22/2015 9:43:07 PM] Sammeh: and plants for shade so he wouldn't die from exposure [12/22/2015 9:43:21 PM] Sammeh: he's just a resourceful man [12/22/2015 9:43:31 PM] Brenna : MAGIC resourceful [12/22/2015 9:45:24 PM] Sammeh: and he's totes cool with no guild [12/22/2015 9:45:48 PM] Sammeh: like "mkay no one to be loyal to, no orders to follow, awesome" [12/22/2015 9:48:13 PM] Brenna : puts trees everywhere [12/22/2015 9:48:17 PM] Brenna : no one can stop me now [12/22/2015 9:48:37 PM] Brenna : #AzumasTrueGoals [12/22/2015 9:48:57 PM] Sammeh: and he's a much more honorable fighter [12/22/2015 9:49:22 PM] Sammeh: he doesn't fight to the death, nor does he try desperate tactics to make people fight him [12/22/2015 9:49:53 PM] Sammeh: but boy would Rusty be thrown for a huge fucking loop [12/22/2015 9:50:20 PM] Brenna : JHe [12/22/2015 9:50:23 PM] Brenna : wouild be so confused [12/22/2015 9:54:07 PM] Sammeh: like 'wh- h-' more noises of confusion [12/22/2015 9:54:22 PM] Sammeh: would he test Azuma to see if he's real? [12/22/2015 9:54:51 PM] Brenna : probnablky [12/22/2015 9:54:52 PM] Brenna : he' [12/22/2015 9:54:57 PM] Brenna : he's poke him [12/22/2015 9:55:00 PM] Brenna : and prod him [12/22/2015 9:56:14 PM] Sammeh: and Azuma would brush his hands away like 'no don't it's annoying' [12/22/2015 9:59:35 PM] Brenna : "Ah, so it is you," [12/22/2015 10:01:01 PM] Sammeh: "Of course. Who else would I be?" and he just smirks at Rusty [12/22/2015 10:01:16 PM] Sammeh: "It's good to know that someone other than me survived." [12/22/2015 10:03:01 PM] Brenna : "I don't know, some imposter maybe," shrugs "I thought for sure you hadn't survived, your magic energy disappeared, like Zancrow's" [12/22/2015 10:06:25 PM] Sammeh: "It didn't really disappear as much as disperse through the flora of the island. It probably spread out so thin you couldn't detect it. That's just my guess though. I have a feeling Ultear had something to do with my survival." [12/22/2015 10:06:45 PM] Sammeh: "Speaking of which- did she and Meredy survive as well?" [12/22/2015 10:07:17 PM] Brenna : "Meredy survived -- I don [12/22/2015 10:07:23 PM] Brenna : I don't know about Ultear though," [12/22/2015 10:07:33 PM] Brenna : BECAUSRE MEREDY NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT ULTEERAR TO RUSTY [12/22/2015 10:08:22 PM] Sammeh: probably because she's too sad to talk about it [12/22/2015 10:08:58 PM] Brenna : i would be if i lost my mother figure [12/22/2015 10:09:43 PM] Sammeh: "Hm. Usually Meredy follows Ultear around like a duckling with their mother. Are you taking care of her then?" He figures someone has to be taking care of her as she's not a person who likes being alone [12/22/2015 10:12:14 PM] Brenna : "No, why would I do that? She's perfectly capable of taking care of herself now -- plus she's got some Jellal guy to hang out with," [12/22/2015 10:12:31 PM] Brenna : and I might end up hanging out with them idk yet [12/22/2015 10:18:11 PM] Sammeh: "Jellal...I know that man. Or rather, I knew that man. I don't know much about him now. Is he still that sad man who is obsessed over believing Zeref's ghost exists and devoid of all reason?" he honestly hopes not, because that would not be a person Azuma would leave Meredy with [12/22/2015 10:21:39 PM] Brenna : "That... sounds incredibly not like the Jellal I met, he offered me a place in his independent guild. Oracion Seis is hanging out with them too, and Meredy is a part of the guild. They're about, living for the future, and forgiving your sins," [12/22/2015 10:25:23 PM] Sammeh: and Azuma just blinks, kinda shocked "Well, seven years is a lot of time for someone to change. I'm guessing the Balam Alliance broke down then, if the Oracion Seis are with him. Last I heard, they were in prison. You'll have to fill me in on what the hell went on these past years." [12/22/2015 10:28:10 PM] Brenna : imagine azuma asking what6 the fuck happened to rusty [12/22/2015 10:28:12 PM] Brenna : referring to his hair [12/22/2015 10:28:48 PM] Sammeh: Azuma would ruffle it [12/22/2015 10:28:51 PM] Sammeh: seriously he would [12/22/2015 10:29:22 PM] Brenna : "Azuma -- what the, stop that," [12/22/2015 10:31:01 PM] Sammeh: "It's a hell of a lot softer than before. And fluffier too." [12/22/2015 10:31:14 PM] Brenna : "Yes, yes it is now stop touching it," [12/22/2015 10:31:46 PM] Sammeh: "Alright alright." and he does

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[1/15/2016 9:33:05 PM] Sammeh: omg I have a cute headcanon [1/15/2016 9:41:22 PM] Red Magnus: ? [1/15/2016 9:42:16 PM] Sammeh: early on when Meredy had just joined GH, she would cry a lot [1/15/2016 9:43:20 PM] Sammeh: but yeah, so one of those times when she cried, Azuma made a flower bloom and gave it to her [1/15/2016 9:44:00 PM] Red Magnus: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww [1/15/2016 9:46:03 PM] Sammeh: and she stopped crying and smiled at him before reaching up and tucking the flower in his hair [1/15/2016 9:46:10 PM] Red Magnus: oweiuroqwer [1/15/2016 9:46:13 PM] Sammeh: he had crouched down to be at eyelevel with her [1/15/2016 9:48:16 PM] Sammeh: and he's just 'feel better now?' 'Mhmm.' 'Good.' [1/15/2016 9:49:08 PM] Sammeh: his weakness is small children [1/15/2016 9:49:30 PM] Sammeh: Wendy didn't count on Tenrou because she wasn't little [1/15/2016 9:49:37 PM] Sammeh: like Asuka-little [1/16/2016 3:43:08 PM] Red Magnus: Yes

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[2/16/2016 7:26:06 PM] ☆ Rabbit: Oh my God. ;A; [2/16/2016 7:26:10 PM] ☆ Rabbit: That’s precious [2/16/2016 7:26:29 PM] ☆ Rabbit: She WAS pretty small when Ultear ruined her life took her with her to GH tbh [2/16/2016 7:26:39 PM] ☆ Rabbit: So that’d make sense [2/16/2016 7:27:02 PM] ☆ Rabbit: By the time the Tenrou thing happened, she and Wendy were like the same age. [2/16/2016 7:27:12 PM] ☆ Rabbit: I’m CONVINCED Meredy was 12 at that point [2/16/2016 7:27:17 PM] Sammeh: //yes [2/16/2016 7:27:30 PM] Sammeh: and how old do you think Meredy was when Ultear took her in? [2/16/2016 7:27:58 PM] ☆ Rabbit: I’d say maybe six. [2/16/2016 7:28:24 PM] ☆ Rabbit: Five or six. [2/16/2016 7:29:10 PM | Edited 7:29:53 PM] Sammeh: I'm saying Azuma had to be 25 or so when the Tenrou arc took place, so he would've been...19 or 20 when Meredy came along [2/16/2016 7:30:59 PM] ☆ Rabbit: Ah.~ [2/16/2016 7:31:04 PM] ☆ Rabbit: Yeah he didn’t look too old tbh [2/16/2016 7:32:51 PM] Sammeh: omg and when all of them were out doing stuff and Meredy got hungry, all she had to do was tug on his sleeve and tell him, and he'd grow her some fruit, like an apple or peach [2/16/2016 7:33:46 PM] ☆ Rabbit: Basically, Azuma’s magic totally stomps on the veggie-girl’s from Mermaid Heel. XD [2/16/2016 7:33:56 PM] Sammeh: lmao yes [2/16/2016 7:34:20 PM] Sammeh: he'd also keep Meredy away from poisonous plants and fruit [2/16/2016 7:34:38 PM] Sammeh: "no, don't touch that" "no, don't eat that" [2/16/2016 7:34:56 PM] ☆ Rabbit: LMAO [2/16/2016 7:35:23 PM] ☆ Rabbit: Soon enough I feel like Meredy woulda memorized the ones he specifically told her not to go near. XD [2/16/2016 7:52:03 PM] Sammeh: "Berries grow on bushes, so if you see a berry not on a bush, its..." "Deadly nightshade." "That's right." [2/16/2016 7:56:37 PM] ☆ Rabbit: He’d prepare her so well for the wilderness. uvu [2/16/2016 8:00:13 PM] Sammeh: "If a leaf has little hairs on it..." "Stay as far away as possible. It's a stinging nettle." [2/16/2016 8:00:19 PM] Sammeh: yes he would [2/16/2016 8:01:12 PM] Sammeh: and not only does she learn about plants that can kill her, she also learns that they can be made into poisons [2/16/2016 8:02:15 PM] ☆ Rabbit: Oh true [2/16/2016 8:02:53 PM] Sammeh: oh my god [2/16/2016 8:03:25 PM] Sammeh: maybe that's why she wears gloves [2/16/2016 8:03:41 PM] Sammeh: because she doesn't wanna touch anything like that [2/16/2016 8:03:54 PM] ☆ Rabbit: Holy shit yeah, maybe she got into the habit [2/16/2016 8:04:20 PM] ☆ Rabbit: Of just avoiding everything poisonous as much as possible [2/16/2016 8:04:55 PM] Sammeh: or she got paranoid and just wore them to make sure she didn't touch something by accident [2/16/2016 8:05:07 PM] Sammeh: because she couldn't tell the difference between two plants [2/16/2016 8:05:17 PM] ☆ Rabbit: His teachings basically conditioned her. XD [2/16/2016 8:06:47 PM] Sammeh: and he's just 'that was not my intention gdi Ultear I might've screwed her up' [2/16/2016 8:07:13 PM] ☆ Rabbit: Poor Azuma [2/16/2016 8:08:17 PM] ☆ Rabbit: Ultear got her into the habit of talking/thinking cold and robotically whenever she’s CONSCIOUS of what she’s saying so I mean, he shouldn’t worry for that too much. XD [2/16/2016 8:11:21 PM] Sammeh: omg what if, one night, Ultear yelled at Meredy for calling her "Ul" and Meredy just comes to Azuma [2/16/2016 8:11:33 PM] Sammeh: this all at night and he had gone to bed [2/16/2016 8:11:49 PM] Sammeh: and she just opens his door and is all teary-eyed [2/16/2016 8:13:13 PM] Sammeh: "What's wrong, Mer?" "U-Ultear yelled at me..." "Come here..." [2/16/2016 8:14:13 PM] ☆ Rabbit: And it would make sense because she’d feel like any of the others would ridicule her for feeling upset over it [2/16/2016 8:14:33 PM] ☆ Rabbit: Even Zancrow was really condescending to her, in that one scene where they’re seen entering the island [2/16/2016 8:14:43 PM] Sammeh: yeah [2/16/2016 8:14:52 PM | Edited 8:15:12 PM] Sammeh: and Rusty does not do well with children [2/16/2016 8:15:19 PM] Sammeh: and Azuma has always been in her corner [2/16/2016 8:16:19 PM] ☆ Rabbit: I feel like Rusty’s the type of person who talks to children the same way he’d talk to an adult, so maybe he’d not be the best person to go to in THAT situation [2/16/2016 8:16:53 PM] ☆ Rabbit: Azuma would be safer, by your head canons. uvu [2/16/2016 8:17:00 PM] Sammeh: yes [2/16/2016 8:17:51 PM] Sammeh: and he comforts her until she falls asleep and then he carries her back to her room [2/16/2016 8:18:28 PM] Sammeh: and he leaves a sprig of lavender next to her on her pillow because it has a soothing scent that aids sleep [2/16/2016 8:20:48 PM] ☆ Rabbit: Gdi he’d be like [2/16/2016 8:21:09 PM] ☆ Rabbit: The rad-set big-bro figure. ;v; [2/16/2016 8:21:31 PM] Sammeh: or maybe a dad figure [2/16/2016 8:22:54 PM] ☆ Rabbit: Or that! [2/16/2016 8:22:54 PM] ☆ Rabbit: Tbh I don’t see Jellal as being her father figure like most people do. [2/16/2016 8:29:39 PM] Sammeh: yeah same here [2/17/2016 6:02:36 PM] Sammeh: omfg I just [2/17/2016 6:03:08 PM] Sammeh: I was looking through the Grimoire Heart tag and I saw pics of Meredy in her GH days and just [2/17/2016 6:03:35 PM] Sammeh: Azuma is like "put some clothes on, young lady" [2/17/2016 6:05:52 PM] Sammeh: he thinks it's wholly inappropro for a 12-year-old to be wearing what amounts to a one-piece bathing suit as standard attire [2/17/2016 7:30:11 PM] ☆ Rabbit: LMAO [2/17/2016 7:30:53 PM] ☆ Rabbit: And tbh Meredy probably only wore that to be comfortable in her movement [2/17/2016 7:31:25 PM] Sammeh: "*grumbles* at least she has a cape" [2/17/2016 7:32:31 PM] ☆ Rabbit: I can imagine Zancrow being the shit he is and going like “yeah, the cape helps, up until the wind completely defeats the purpose of it” [2/17/2016 7:36:38 PM] Sammeh: "Shut up, flamebrain. No one asked you." [2/17/2016 7:36:46 PM] Sammeh: OMFG Dadzuma [2/17/2016 7:36:58 PM] ☆ Rabbit: Poor Dadzuma [2/17/2016 7:37:03 PM] Sammeh: I LOVE IT [2/17/2016 7:37:08 PM] ☆ Rabbit: This isn’t what I signed up for [2/17/2016 7:38:07 PM] Sammeh: "I was promised fights, not an impromptu daughter" [2/17/2016 7:40:37 PM] ☆ Rabbit: His stress levels MAY have low-key risen [2/17/2016 7:41:29 PM] Sammeh: he's usually so frickin Zen [2/17/2016 7:42:08 PM] ☆ Rabbit: XD [2/17/2016 7:42:23 PM] ☆ Rabbit: Your Azuma is gonna be set as like, au where he survived? [2/17/2016 7:42:52 PM] Sammeh: yup [2/17/2016 7:43:27 PM] Sammeh: Ultear's Arc of Time revived him since she resurrected the Tenrou tree [2/17/2016 7:43:37 PM] Sammeh: and Azuma was part of the flora just before that [2/17/2016 7:44:47 PM] ☆ Rabbit: Ohhhh.~ [2/17/2016 7:44:49 PM] ☆ Rabbit: Nice nice nice [2/17/2016 7:45:07 PM] Sammeh: yup [2/17/2016 7:45:26 PM] Sammeh: he's gonna be so excited to see Meredy [2/17/2016 7:46:19 PM] Sammeh: like "C'mere" hugs and forehead kisses

[freedthedark]

@rustyrcse

                                    “So Totomaru raised the topic double date...”

[conflxgration]

🍂

[火] -- “You probably think it’s gonna be you, and you’re right, you are an important person in my life, but the most important person in my entire life is my grandfather, since he’s the one that taught me my magic.”

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@ Rusty’s anon

[火] -- “Yes he has, and it feels good.”