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update: Freed still loathes Rustyrose.
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✩ hit that totorose
Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice? hmm…maybe RustyWho threatens to leave but never actually does? neitherWho actually keeps their word and leaves?Who trashes the house? neither because they’re both clean peopleDo either of them get physical? nopeHow often do they argue/disagree? Not a lot, actually.Who is the first to apologise? If they do argue, then both will, after a bit of time. They’re stubborn as mules and hate admitting they’re in the wrong.
Sex:
Who is on top? Toto was at the start, but nowadays Rusty is taking this role.Who is on the bottom? It’s about equal now. After Rusty introduced Toto to the pleasure induced by prostate stimulation, there was no going back.Who has the strangest desires? TotoAny kinks? BDSM, with an emphasis on bondage and S/MWho’s dominant in bed? RustyIs head ever in the equation? Ohhh yes~If so, who is better at performing it? Both are equally goodEver had sex in public? NopeWho moans the most? bothWho leaves the most marks? again, bothWho screams the loudest? who’s ever on the bottomWho is the more experienced of the two? Rusty. Toto was a virgin when they met.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? It’s usually either ‘having sex’ or ‘making love’. Rarely do they just ‘fuck’.Rough or soft? A mix of both.How long do they usually last? It varies wildly depending on what they’re doing. The range is 30 minutes to an hour and a half.Is protection used? Not really.Does it ever get boring? Nope.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? In the laundry room.
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Toto would like to start a family, but Rusty is a little hesitant.If so, how many children do your muses want/have? One, maybe two.Who is the favorite parent? what is this “favorite” of which you speak?Who is the authoritative parent? TotoWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Neither. Toto is a teacher for fuck’s sake, and Rusty would rather go without hair gel for the rest of his life than frustrate TotoWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Rusty, but mostly because he can’t really cook all that wellWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? RUSTYWho goes to parent teacher interviews? Neither, because Toto is the teacher and the parentWho changes the diapers? Neither, since they plan to adopt a child if they have children, not a baby.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?Who spends the most time with the children? It’s a tie.Who packs their lunch boxes? TotoWho gives their children ‘the talk’? BothWho cleans up after the kids? BothWho worries the most? RustyWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Toto (they hung around Gajeel for too long lol)
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle? bothWho is the little spoon? it depends on who laid down/fell asleep firstWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? NeitherWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? TotoHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? again, what is this “uncomfortable” of which you speak?Who gives the most kisses? bothWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Shopping, and watching Meryl Cheep and Bella playWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? bed because it doesn’t mess up Rusty’s hair.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? probably Rusty because bae has da bootay~How often do they get time to themselves? when Toto is teaching. Otherwise they’re p much together all the time.
Sleeping:
Who snores? RustyIf both do, who snores the loudest?Do they share a bed or sleep separately? SHAREIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? cozy upWho talks in their sleep? NeitherWhat do they wear to bed? Their boxers/underwear because Toto naturally runs warmAre either of your muses insomniacs? nopeCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside?Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? it varies.Who wakes up with bed hair? omg RUSTYWho wakes up first? Toto, because SUN = FIRE WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVEWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? TotoWhat is their favourite sleeping position? they don’t have oneWho hogs the sheets? RustyDo they set an alarm each night? Rusty does, Toto doesn’t since he has an internal clockCan a television be found in their bedroom? noWho has nightmares? both, but very rareWho has ridiculous dreams? Rusty because imaaagination~Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? pfft RustyWho makes the bed? TotoWhat time is bed time? for Toto it’s 9 pm, Rusty is whenever.Any routines/rituals before bed? goodnight kissesWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Rusty
Work:
Who is the busiest? TotoWho rakes in the highest income? TotoAre any of your muses unemployed? Rusty, but he’s trying to find workWho takes the most sick days? NeitherWho is more likely to turn up late to work? NeitherWho sucks up to their boss? NeitherWhat are their jobs? Toto is a teacher, that much is certainWho stresses the most? Rusty, because he doesn’t like feeling dependent on Toto to support himDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Toto loves teaching. It’s their lifebloodAre your muses financially stable? Yes
Home:
Who does the washing? BothWho takes out the trash? BothWho does the ironing? TotoWho does the cooking? TotoWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? RUSTYWho is messier? NeitherWho leaves the toilet roll empty? NeitherWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Neither (are you kiDDING THEY ARE BOTH GAY! as if they’d leave clothes on the floor)Who forgets to flush the toilet? NeitherWho is the prankster around the house? NeitherWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Neither, because they WALKWho mows the lawn? Eh idkWho answers the telephone? bothWho does the vacuuming? bothWho does the groceries? Toto, because Rusty will bring home bad produceWho takes the longest to shower? both doWho spends the most time in the bathroom? omg both preen-
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem? nopeHow many cars do they own? noneDo they own their home or do they rent? own the homeDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? in betweenDo they live in the city or in the country? on the outskirts of MagnoliaDo they enjoy their surroundings? yesWhat’s their song? omg they have so many, ummm.... “Best Is Yet To Come” by RED and “I Only Wanna Be With You” by Volbeat come to mind first.What do they do when they’re away from each other? idek what Rusty doesWhere did they first meet? idkHow did they first meet? iDK oh shitWho spends the most money when out shopping? Rusty, but he tries not toWho’s more likely to flash their assets? RustyWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? bothAny mental issues? abandonment issues and depression on both sidesWho’s terrified of bugs? neither, but they’re still disgustingWho kills the spiders around the house? TotoTheir favourite place? this one cafe in Magnolia-Who pays the bills? TotoDo they have any fears for their future? nopeWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? TotoWho uses up all of the hot water? both, but Toto can just reheat it lolWho’s the tallest? they’re actually the same height (5′11″)Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? actually neither. they like their space when getting clean for the day. They will share a shower post-sex tho-Who wanders around in their underwear? neitherWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Rusty, and poorly might I add-What do they tease each other about? all sorts of stuffWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? bothDo they have mutual friends? not reallyWho crushed first? RustyAny alcohol or substance related problems? nopeWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Rusty because Toto doesn’t drinkWho swears the most? Toto because Gajeel
[火] -- “I’m glad you two are getting along.”
He got morons on his team.
What the hell are they even doing? “Azum stop tree hugging Rusty. You know how the man gets when his hair gets ruined. And frankly I don’t want to have to deal with that if I can help it.”
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mega headcanon dump
//these are headcanons I came up with on Skype with Bren (@rustyrcse), Marcy (@poisontongued), and Nico (@raiiryu). Fair warning, it is quite long.
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“So Totomaru raised the topic double date...”
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[火] -- “You probably think it’s gonna be you, and you’re right, you are an important person in my life, but the most important person in my entire life is my grandfather, since he’s the one that taught me my magic.”
@ Rusty’s anon
[火] -- “Yes he has, and it feels good.”