#rvb talk

[akalegos]

could you imagine a church in wonderland au

[epsilonhybrid]

just a little man,,,,

[jeroazu-archive]

New RvB season but it’s just the goofy movie starring Tucker & Junior

[happyleech]

Random rvb headcanons

* Sarge is one of a few people on Chorus who can conduct marriages. Once the war is finished, he's busy marrying people who couldn't get hitched before the war started

* When Simmons was removing the Blues from Command’s computers, he did a lot more than just up Sarge’s paycheque. He refuses to say what else he did, and denies any tampering when questioned.

* Wash has no send of smell or taste. It took too long for the rest of PFL to figure out why their tampered coffee pranks weren’t making Wash gag

* Matthews and Jensen are cousins but don’t figure that out until after the war

* Donut and Simmons (and @boxonthenile ‘s OC Jacobi) can and will quote The History Of The World and The History Of Japan at the drop of a hat. Donut looks at Locus and goes ‘hire a samurai’ and is more upset that no one gets his ‘SAM-urai’ pun

* Simmons hates his first name bc it’s also his dad’s first name? Who wants to be Richard Simmons the Second anyways.

* No one asks Caboose to place bets on things anymore. Not because he does poorly, but because he’s almost always right even if it seems ridiculous

* Tucker has an older sister and lived with his grandmother. She keeps at least one picture of Junior on the fridge and on the mantle and shows them off at every chance she gets

* Sarge is a surprisingly good cook

* Simmons is allergic to latex

* Simmons is also more metal than flesh, he’s just got some (non latex) synthetic flesh covering his robo parts. Unfortunately, it wears off fairly fast bc of combat some sometimes Simmons will walk into a room missing ‘skin’ that he had the day or hour before

* Related to the above- Simmons doesn’t take his shirt off ever bc the synthetic skin doesn’t tan or burn so he’d just look weird

[rosecolouredheart]

In case it wasn't clear from my blog description, in this house we love washlina.

[agent-grey-nevada]

I need friends

Please inbox me your favorite scene of RvB. Sad, funny, ironic, idc

I just want friends and to talk about RvB

[epsilonhybrid]

no one hmu, crying over the idea of domestic chex

[epsilonhybrid]

do you guys want to see my caboose playlist i think you guys need to see my caboose playlist