#rvsethorned

[fxirytalebound]

📞 Briar + Ariel !

◤ ✕ ・。* send me 📞 and a ship and i’ll tell you…

your muse’s contact photo in mine’s phone

your muse’s name in mine’s phone

Bri-cheese (she thinks it’s funny tbqh)

your muse’s ringtone in mine’s phone

“Bubblegum Bitch” - Marina & The Diamonds

how often our muses text

not that often, but at least once a week

what our muses normally text about

if the other one’s in need, Ariel’s singing and Briar’s dancing career. mutual friends and boys (especially Cain)

our muses’ last few texts

[ MESSAGE → Bri-cheese ]: So – Cain.[ MESSAGE → Bri-cheese ]: He’ll be at the dance, right? 

[fxirytalebound]

📞 Briar + Meg !

◤ ✕ ・。* send me 📞 and a ship and i’ll tell you…

your muse’s contact photo in mine’s phone

Meg’s really gay when it comes to Briar and this photo of hers is something else, really gets her going

your muse’s name in mine’s phone

BriBri ♥

your muse’s ringtone in mine’s phone

“Girls Like Girls” - Hayley Kiyoko

how often our muses text

Daily, especially when either of them is in need for help or support

what our muses normally text about

their work, the newest bad idea, sexual stuff, their bosses, their favorite wines, possible partners, former parties

our muses’ last few texts

[ MESSAGE → BriBri ♥ ]: I can’t, I fucking can’t.[ MESSAGE → BriBri ♥ ]: I got appointed to watch over Fritz, observe and document[ MESSAGE → BriBri ♥ ]: Can I count on you on giving me something to watch, at least?

[milo-james-thatch-blog1]

👀 + Top 5 Hottest Fabletown residents

“Well...if I have to answer...and in no particular order...” Milo stalled, truthfully never spending much of his time dwelling on this question.

“...Adeline is quite enchanting. And Alice is just beautiful. Falkor has to be on that list, along with Briar, though I’ve exchanged few words with her. And...I think I have to throw Cain on there if just to save a hurt ego.” 

[cessairhuxley]

mad / happy / bored / reveal !!

Send ‘mad’ to receive a mad/angry text from my muse. 

sms - jacdesa://  it’s never a good idea to disappoint me.sms - jacdesa://  i think it’s about time we re-evaluated the terms of our arrangement.sms - jacdesa://  i’ll see you in my office before your shift tomorrow.sms - jacdesa://  a no-show would be a very, /very/ bad idea.

Send ‘happy’ to receive a happy/excited text from my muse. 

sms - jacdesa://  yey.

Send ‘bored’ to receive a disinterested text from my muse.

sms - jacdesa://  song request, firestarter by the prodigy.sms - jacdesa://  or i predict a riot by the kaiser chiefs.sms - jacdesa://  [ NOT SENT❗] or something with at least a half decent incitement to anarchy and chaossms - jacdesa:// something lively.

BONUS: Send ‘reveal’ for a text where my muse reveals their true feelings for yours.

sms - jacdesa:// i’m amazed.  truly.  sms - jacdesa:// silly little story girl, playing at being real.sms - jacdesa:// running out of your own fable and straight into another.sms - jacdesa:// it’s not hard.  the right words.  a little kindness.  and anyone can step into the shoes of ‘prince charming’.  sms - jacdesa:// perhaps without the tweeting birds and the princess crowns you’re all too blind to it.  the backdrop changes, the stories stay the same.  i’m just waiting for the day when the other shoe finally drops.  but with you - starry eyed, willing pawn, i wonder if it ever will.sms - jacdesa:// you just made it so very easy.sms - jacdesa:// prince charming and the bad guy can be one and the same thing.  

[ferrousfaearchive]

mad / happy / reveal

mad: 

s -> “petal”: i have let you break literally every rule i have ever held my students and friends to 

s -> “petal”: and yet you continue to throw it in my face in front of people like hexxus 

s -> “petal”: i wonder if you will be satisfied when they kill me 

happy: 

s -> “petal”: THE RUSSIAN BALLET IS COMING

s -> “petal”:  not to fabletown, of course

s -> “petal”: can you imagine? i’d meet them at the city limits and make them turn around

s -> “petal”: anyway i have tickets; you and arabelle are coming

reveal: 

s -> “petal”: you must know, darling, you must, how i feel about you? 

s -> “petal”: you are my family, briar. aurora. i have known so little of family, you gave that back to me. sometimes i feel as if you act as if i love you on borrowed time, but i need you to know it isn’t true. 

s -> “petal”: i will love you until you find a better place to sleep, and after.

[milo-james-thatch-blog1]

drunk / happy / sad

Send ‘drunk’ to receive a drunk text from my muse.

[text to Briar R.]: okokokok i lITERALLY odnt e v er go to wonde rland but my o c-workers made me and??????? who taught these men how to wlak in high he els na d who amde them look so fucking hot

[text to Briar R.] THIS IS ILLEGAL

[text to Briar R.] BRIAR ANS WER ME THSI SISIPMORTANT

Send ‘happy’to receive a happy text from my muse.

[text to Briar R.]: This is the first time I’ve made filet mignon and it doesn’t taste terrible! 

[text to Briar R.]: Do you think I should tweet a pic to Gordon Ramsay?

Send ‘sad’ to receive a sad text from my muse.

[text to Briar R.]:  Just because I ignore the things I hear people say about me doesn’t mean that I don’t listen.

[text to Briar R.]:  I know that I don’t dress ‘up-to-date’ and I know that I’m nerdy and I know that I’m not…super buff like a lot of other men are, you know? I know that it shouldn’t matter what other people say but…I’ve faced so much disdain from pursuing my grandfather’s dream of finding Atlantis. And I did…but what’s the use of finding a forgotten city only for it to be reduced to ashes?

[text to Briar R.]: What is the use in passion, or self-confidence, if everyone around you thinks otherwise?

[text to Briar R.]: I’m tired of not caring about what others say. 

[text to Briar R.]:I’m tired of being me.

[ellabellamy-blog]

drunk / sad / mad / reveal !!

send ‘drunk’ to receive a drunk text from my muse.

[ sent ] ella → briar rose: oMg BRIAR[ sent ] ella → briar rose: i think i just ate[ sent ] ella → briar rose: something[ sent ] ella → briar rose: wierd[ sent ] ella → briar rose: like OMG WTF[ sent ] ella → briar rose: i thought it was a peanut :(

send ‘sad’ to receive a sad/down text from my muse.

[ sent ] ella → briar rose: how much do you wanna bet i’ll never get married again lmao[ sent ] ella → briar rose: why is it so difficult to make people fall in love with like, me.[ sent ] ella → briar rose: what am i doing wrong?

send ‘mad’ to receive a mad/angry text from my muse. 

[ sent ] ella → briar rose: fucking fine[ sent ] ella → briar rose: don’t tell me what’s wrong[ sent ] ella → briar rose: don’t tell me if i’ve done anything wrong[ sent ] ella → briar rose: just keep avoiding me, that’s great!!!! amazing! wonderful![ sent ] ella → briar rose: just.............[ sent ] ella → briar rose: maybe avoiding me for a little while longer is a good idea, actually. thanks.

send ‘reveal’ for a text where my muse reveals their true feelings for yours.

[ sent ] ella → briar rose: is it weird that, even though i consider you one of my favourite friends, i don’t consider you one of my close friends?[ sent ] ella → briar rose: it’s like there’s this wall between us[ sent ] ella → briar rose: maybe we’re too different? i don’t know, to be honest, but... i don’t know, i’m probably not making sense, but........... i don’t know, briar. i feel like we don’t know each other at all.

[milo-james-thatch-blog1]

✧

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).