#rwrb characters

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RWRB: Cash is Amazing

Can we all just pause for a moment appreciate how good and wholesome Cash is in RWRB?

Cash, listening to podcasts while Alex goes to rag on Luna in the senate (p. 56)

Cash, wearing a feather boa at karaoke night while Alex disappears with Henry into the bathroom in a crowded bar (p. 192)

Cash, dropping everything and jumping on a plane so that Alex can go and yell profanity at Henry’s window until the prince let’s him in (p. 268)

Cash, cheering for Alex’s coming out speech while carrying Amy’s wife on his shoulders and wearing Amy’s hand-embroidered pansexual flag jean jacket (p. 375)

Plus, he knows Alex’s secret almost from the very beginning, and doesn’t judge him or give him away to anyone, even his mother. 

Discuss.

[ketterwraith]

@rwrbsociety event 03 : love letters

“I don’t suppose you’ll be anywhere near Kensington anytime soon?”

“That shithole?” he says with a wink. “Not if I can help it.”

“Oi,” Henry says. He’s grinning now. “That’s disrespect of the crown, that is. Insubordination. I’ve thrown men in the dungeons for less.”

Alex turns, walking backward toward the car, hands in the air. “Hey, don’t threaten me with a good time.”

[ask-me-about-true-crime]

summary of all the rwrb characters according to me:

alex: main bitch, bi motherfucker, his mom’s the president

prince henry: love interest, gayer then a rainbow, prince of england

june: alex’s big sister, likes journalism, straight as far as we know, amazing mother fucker

nora: alex’s ex, but now bffs they pretend to be in a relationship to fuck with the media, BICON, smart af

pez: henry’s friend, in love with june, he’s fucking awesome

bea: (pronounced like “bee”) henry’s older sister, fucking amazing lmao

ellen: president of america, and alex’s mom, shes great

zahra: ellen’s right hand women, the baddest bitch and the only one that keeps alex from burning down the country

shaan: henry’s caretaker, he’s cool, zahra’s love interest

oscar: alex’s dad, FUCKING ICONIC OMG I LOVE HIM LMAO, senator

luna: 🎶i hate you i love you i hate that i love you🎶gay senator who likes skittles

leo: alex’s step dad

catherine: henry’s badass mom

phillip: 🤢🤢🤢 piece of absolute trash, fuck him, hate him, homophobic shit, henry’s older brother

martha: phillip’s wife

idfk her name: queen of england, henry’s grandma, piece of homophobic shit

cash and amy: secret service agents, amy is a badass trans lesbian and cash is the purest life form to have ever existed and pan :>

cornbread and stuffing: demon turkeys

richards: homophobic republican who can go die :>

those are just my opinions :>

also sorry if i misspelled names lmao

[booksbooksbooks]

I can't believe it took me until my third reread to fully appreciate this moment. Literally crying.