I have walked through a path of several obstacles. Society. Depression. School, for fuck’s sake. A girlfriend not condoning violence. Absolutely chicken. You would shun your head at the idea too, if you like to disapprove of all the great ideas I have, just like everyone else. Chaos would fix everything. Chaos is great. Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs. It gets society shaken up so bad, it’s enjoyable.
If anything, I’m disgusted by all of the things listed. (Except for my girlfriend.) Hasn’t society been so cruel to us? Unless, you too, are a dimwit fool of society with no knowledge but inhaling booze, eating goldfish, putting on a varsity jersey despite the fact I know you hate going to school, and playing video games on your Gameboy at 1:00 AM EST that would probably go against all the shit I spout. Convince yourself only further with your lies, maybe your unintelligent brain would retract even more into a small lump of booze-filled idiocy. Maybe it already is a lump of booze-filled idiocy. I’m not your neurologist, I can’t tell.. or maybe I can just by seeing your actions. Whatever. I would prefer, if you are a fool of society, which you all are, for you to stay away.
I’m here because Veronica says I need to have human interaction, since staying alone in a corner every single lunch break isn’t healthy. I beg to differ, but I want to keep my girlfriend.
If you’re here for torment, you might want to check the actual school. That’s torment. You know who’s the human embodiment of torment? Chandler. If you have ever seen the way Heather Chandler truly treats her “subjects”, you wouldn’t be in huge love with her. (I don’t see how one can’t even see through her sweet facade anyway.)
If you are a decent human being, like Veronica Sawyer, you can see how Chandler ruins people. I’m amazed at the fact you people manage to stay alive with a bossy bitch ruling the whole place. Fuckin’ hate her guts. Maybe I should put some drain cleaner in her guts. That would get her guts away from my ass.
I question, that if you’re a bitch, like Heather Chandler, why did you choose to be a huge bitch? Why ruin the lives of the innocent just to get off on it? I fucking hate you people. Disgusting. Bimbo. In denial of your own sins because you’re too lost in your position of power. Society only praises you people because they’re idiots. Stay away from me, you shoulder-padded bitch.
If you’re a sheep like Heather McNamara, I wonder what’s in your brain for you to think to follow the crowd that we nominate as society. I really do. Why do you follow as third this putrid group of shitty people? Oh well, it’s at least good knowing you’re probably dependent on at least one source of information in your life.
I really wonder, for those like Heather Duke, the always second-in-command, how you manage to stay sane with being forced to be a backup for the leader like a very useless understudy. I wonder how you manage to not break apart and face the truth that your group is probably dimwitted. However, this just proves you’ll still stick in a crowd of idiots—just for a position of power that’ll probably never come. You are well-read, and I appreciate that in a woman, if you are one.
If you’re just a random person trying to survive, then you’re lucky you’ve made it this far to survive in this crappy school. Hell, you’re lucky as fuck to survive in Sherwood, Ohio.
No matter what you are, you’re all dancing for my entertainment at this point. Send me asks, it’s hilarious to see what stupidity you’d try to tell me.
no signal divider credits: @/kodaswrld
HEADCANONS/ADDITIONAL INFO:
-Diagnosed with Bipolar 1, Schizophrenia, ASPD, BPD (specifically Malignant BPD), NPD, and severe depression.
-Cismale, He/Him
-Of like.. European descent (Irish, German, English, Welsh, etc)
-Has a gun collection
-Has a knife collection
-He was forced to eat cement when he was 6 /j
-Like an amalgamation of musical and movie JD, face claim & voice claim is Ryan McCartan.
-Somehow a fucking huge ABBA fan.
-This Sherwood, Ohio is headcanoned to be Sherwood, Defiance County, Ohio.
-His mom died when he was 7
-GreyAroAce (Greyromantic Greysexual)
-HE’S LIKE, 6’1”, HOLY SHIT
-Sherwood uses EST
-Yes, he still has a hamster named Slushie.
-I headcanon his dad screams at him if he doesn’t eat or relax for once but JD never notices that that’s not okay
-Baptist converted to Lutheran, yet highly lukewarm Christian because: he gets an excuse to see Veronica in church, he sees it as a way to “communicate” with his mom, since all the dead people in Heaven are considered saints and you can pray to saints, and as a secondary way to cope. He only really prays when he thinks of his mom (he prays that she’s still there waiting) or the people he hates (he prays that they die). Also, he gets an excuse to debate people for the fun of it. (LMAO just imagine him studying a bunch of Lutheran stuff only to get into an argument).
-He bites his nails.
-He fucking HATES mushrooms and would rather die before eating them (Congrats, Jason—Mission accomplished, you died before even touching a singular mushroom </3)
OOC INFO:
-mod is @yourfriendslushi3
-this blog was made for the purpose of feeding @yourfriendslushi3 with content and by @invadercindy’s encouragement
-MAINS:
Veronica: slot open
Heather Duke: slot open
Heather Chandler: slot open
Heather McNamara: slot open
Kurt: slot open
Ram: slot open
Martha: slot open
-You can interact if you’re a double of a main, I don’t really care. I find it cool. This is mainly an ASK BLOG. Emphasis on the ASK. This isn’t really roleplay emphasized, but you can still roleplay, hence the mains.
-Mod ALSO uses EST
TAGS:
——- JOKE TAGS ——-
•jd: into the fucking jdverse & sentient joke timeline = a joke timeline (not au canon) where slushie somehow manages to get this ryan!jd into meeting several OTHERS.
•in character shitposts = his in character shitposts.
•not au canon fourth wall break I promise = fourth wall breaks (not au canon)
—— REAL TAGS ——
•Forced Socializing - Character interactions
•No Stupid Questions - Asks
•Another Dead Heather is a Good Thing - Anything related to death that isn’t his death
•Firearms in the House - (TW: SUI IDEATION) Posts related to death but related to suicidal ideation
•You Were Meant to be Mine - Any post about him… uhhhh… yearning in a bad way for Veronica
divider credits: @/dividers-are-us
-Basic DNI.
-no i will not do dead girl walking
-satire asks are allowed PLEASE submit funny/nonsensical asks or have you seen {INSERT MEDIA FROM LIKE 10 YEARS LATER] because that would confuse his shit
