Greetings & Salutations.

“Tonight our school is Vietnam!”

[yourstrulykaboom]

header credits: @yourfriendslushi3

stamp credits: @/enchanthings

Greetings and salutations.

I have walked through a path of several obstacles. Society. Depression. School, for fuck’s sake. A girlfriend not condoning violence. Absolutely chicken. You would shun your head at the idea too, if you like to disapprove of all the great ideas I have, just like everyone else. Chaos would fix everything. Chaos is great. Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs. It gets society shaken up so bad, it’s enjoyable.

If anything, I’m disgusted by all of the things listed. (Except for my girlfriend.) Hasn’t society been so cruel to us? Unless, you too, are a dimwit fool of society with no knowledge but inhaling booze, eating goldfish, putting on a varsity jersey despite the fact I know you hate going to school, and playing video games on your Gameboy at 1:00 AM EST that would probably go against all the shit I spout. Convince yourself only further with your lies, maybe your unintelligent brain would retract even more into a small lump of booze-filled idiocy. Maybe it already is a lump of booze-filled idiocy. I’m not your neurologist, I can’t tell.. or maybe I can just by seeing your actions. Whatever. I would prefer, if you are a fool of society, which you all are, for you to stay away.

I’m here because Veronica says I need to have human interaction, since staying alone in a corner every single lunch break isn’t healthy. I beg to differ, but I want to keep my girlfriend.

If you’re here for torment, you might want to check the actual school. That’s torment. You know who’s the human embodiment of torment? Chandler. If you have ever seen the way Heather Chandler truly treats her “subjects”, you wouldn’t be in huge love with her. (I don’t see how one can’t even see through her sweet facade anyway.)

If you are a decent human being, like Veronica Sawyer, you can see how Chandler ruins people. I’m amazed at the fact you people manage to stay alive with a bossy bitch ruling the whole place. Fuckin’ hate her guts. Maybe I should put some drain cleaner in her guts. That would get her guts away from my ass.

I question, that if you’re a bitch, like Heather Chandler, why did you choose to be a huge bitch? Why ruin the lives of the innocent just to get off on it? I fucking hate you people. Disgusting. Bimbo. In denial of your own sins because you’re too lost in your position of power. Society only praises you people because they’re idiots. Stay away from me, you shoulder-padded bitch.

If you’re a sheep like Heather McNamara, I wonder what’s in your brain for you to think to follow the crowd that we nominate as society. I really do. Why do you follow as third this putrid group of shitty people? Oh well, it’s at least good knowing you’re probably dependent on at least one source of information in your life.

I really wonder, for those like Heather Duke, the always second-in-command, how you manage to stay sane with being forced to be a backup for the leader like a very useless understudy. I wonder how you manage to not break apart and face the truth that your group is probably dimwitted. However, this just proves you’ll still stick in a crowd of idiots—just for a position of power that’ll probably never come. You are well-read, and I appreciate that in a woman, if you are one.

If you’re just a random person trying to survive, then you’re lucky you’ve made it this far to survive in this crappy school. Hell, you’re lucky as fuck to survive in Sherwood, Ohio.

No matter what you are, you’re all dancing for my entertainment at this point. Send me asks, it’s hilarious to see what stupidity you’d try to tell me.

no signal divider credits: @/kodaswrld

HEADCANONS/ADDITIONAL INFO:

-Diagnosed with Bipolar 1, Schizophrenia, ASPD, BPD (specifically Malignant BPD), NPD, and severe depression.

-Cismale, He/Him

-Of like.. European descent (Irish, German, English, Welsh, etc)

-Has a gun collection

-Has a knife collection

-He was forced to eat cement when he was 6 /j

-Like an amalgamation of musical and movie JD, face claim & voice claim is Ryan McCartan.

-Somehow a fucking huge ABBA fan.

-This Sherwood, Ohio is headcanoned to be Sherwood, Defiance County, Ohio.

-His mom died when he was 7

-GreyAroAce (Greyromantic Greysexual)

-HE’S LIKE, 6’1”, HOLY SHIT

-Sherwood uses EST

-Yes, he still has a hamster named Slushie.

-I headcanon his dad screams at him if he doesn’t eat or relax for once but JD never notices that that’s not okay

-Baptist converted to Lutheran, yet highly lukewarm Christian because: he gets an excuse to see Veronica in church, he sees it as a way to “communicate” with his mom, since all the dead people in Heaven are considered saints and you can pray to saints, and as a secondary way to cope. He only really prays when he thinks of his mom (he prays that she’s still there waiting) or the people he hates (he prays that they die). Also, he gets an excuse to debate people for the fun of it. (LMAO just imagine him studying a bunch of Lutheran stuff only to get into an argument).

-He bites his nails.

-He fucking HATES mushrooms and would rather die before eating them (Congrats, Jason—Mission accomplished, you died before even touching a singular mushroom </3)

OOC INFO:

-mod is @yourfriendslushi3

-this blog was made for the purpose of feeding @yourfriendslushi3 with content and by @invadercindy’s encouragement

-MAINS:

Veronica: slot open

Heather Duke: slot open

Heather Chandler: slot open

Heather McNamara: slot open

Kurt: slot open

Ram: slot open

Martha: slot open

-You can interact if you’re a double of a main, I don’t really care. I find it cool. This is mainly an ASK BLOG. Emphasis on the ASK. This isn’t really roleplay emphasized, but you can still roleplay, hence the mains.

-Mod ALSO uses EST

TAGS:

——- JOKE TAGS ——-

•jd: into the fucking jdverse & sentient joke timeline = a joke timeline (not au canon) where slushie somehow manages to get this ryan!jd into meeting several OTHERS.

•in character shitposts = his in character shitposts.

•not au canon fourth wall break I promise = fourth wall breaks (not au canon)

—— REAL TAGS ——

•Forced Socializing - Character interactions

•No Stupid Questions - Asks

•Another Dead Heather is a Good Thing - Anything related to death that isn’t his death

•Firearms in the House - (TW: SUI IDEATION) Posts related to death but related to suicidal ideation

•You Were Meant to be Mine - Any post about him… uhhhh… yearning in a bad way for Veronica

divider credits: @/dividers-are-us

-Basic DNI.

-no i will not do dead girl walking

-satire asks are allowed PLEASE submit funny/nonsensical asks or have you seen {INSERT MEDIA FROM LIKE 10 YEARS LATER] because that would confuse his shit

[yourstrulykaboom]

Oh please, she's hardly all that pretty!

You act like she's Aphrodite herself...

Got any other secret reasons you're with her, or what?

-( @i-bit-my-tongue-so-long )

Well, I..

( AWKWARD PAUSE )

She’s just got this charm that makes anything seem actually logical in this world. I wonder if you’re just asking me this stuff because you’re jealous or if you’re just nosy.

[yourstrulykaboom]

whats your favorite slushie flavor

Uh, well.. how can I choose? A slushie is a literal gift from God, every slushie tastes amazing, nothing beats a slushie, but um, I never considered flavor as a factor…

I’d say cherry mixed with blue raspberry.

[yourstrulykaboom]

What the hell do you even see in Veronica? I mean she's no saint, theres just nothing special about her!

Well, I mean, except her creepy talent for forging handwriting.

(- @i-bit-my-tongue-so-long)

Oh… Duke. Well, uh, um, when you consider the fact that intellectual attraction exists, Ronnie’s got brains, that factors into my intellectual attraction. There’s also aesthetic attraction, which is what draws me to her by her looks. She dresses up in a neat, yet cozy and trendy way. All offense meant No offense, but she shows a bit more personality than your friends in both fashion and emotion. Her personality seems more practical rather than trend-focused or power-driven. (I could go on for hours rambling on about how much I love her…)

She’s got perfect facial harmony, her hair is actually taken care of, she has an organized work space (Don’t ask me how I know that. You know, every person has their secrets. Wouldn’t want me leaking yours, would you?), which I admire in a woman. You know, the usual stuff.

[yourstrulykaboom]

Would you rather be a giant hampster, or a tiny rhino?

- 🦋

Mmm… I’d rather be a giant hamster. Those things are fat and cute at regular size, and a giant one might stomp the city down while looking innocent.

That would be an advantage, right?

[yourstrulykaboom]

Would you rather have $100 now or $100,000 in 20 years?

TW: SUI IDEATION

I probably won’t live to be 38. That’s the way I’d like it.

$100 now. Considering the fact I do not know where I’d be in 20 years, I’d take the money now.

[yourstrulykaboom]

So a vengeful and peckish god turned you into a breakfast tomorrow, what would you be?

If God turned me into a breakfast..?? What..? I bet I’d be a toast with licorice infused jam. It’s a weird option, but my cousin manages to make it, so it’s possible.

[yourstrulykaboom]

If Veronica was a worm would you still love her

What kind of question is this? .. Uh, well, I love her, but she’d be an animal, and even if she consents to any romantic relationship whilst being a physical worm, it would still be immoral to date a worm, especially in public. I would love her if her soul’s still intact inside that worm, but I wouldn’t date her..

[yourstrulykaboom]

No explanation.

[yourstrulykaboom]

SEND HIM ASKS IM BEGGING YOU

BULLY HIM IDGAF JUST SEND HIM ASKS 💔💔 ))

[cool-blog-of-daniel]

hi daniel

oh. it's you.

[7-eleven-offical]

FUCK YES IT IS DANIEL.

[cool-blog-of-daniel]

alright. let's get to the point.

what do you want 😰

[7-eleven-offical]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiii daniel.

employees. employees say hello.

@vassal-to-their-majesty @second-person-offical @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @unserious-official @bonkdoesthegayy @veryproffesionallrat @chickfila-official @moona-talkz @aceasoggyratt @lyricva-constantinople @slushie-the-hamster @sw0ape4ter @seriouslythisisagoodname @forty-posters-on-my-wall-2 @sha1mon @insaniac-offical @writer-offical @cl3lly @rainbowfaceguy @jammingwayy @cassette-eater @thatoneslorch @old-mop-offical @the-grapes-offical @certified-mothwriter @sherbertfish @nikthemoth @far-the-fae-offical @mercy-of-the-kaards

(EMPLOYEES HELP ME SPOOK DANIEL)

[slushie-the-hamster]

uhhhhh. hi daniel

[heatherstweets]

(Veronica and JD)

[heatherstweets]

(Veronica and JD)

[yourstrulykaboom]

OH MY GOD THIS IS FOUL

[heatherstweets]

(Veronica and JD)

[heatherstweets]

[7-eleven-offical-evil]

dear seven eleven fans

COME TO 7-ELEVEN EVIL!!!

we have ARSON

we sell lighters for only $10 each!! (USD, I'm american)

we do NOT allow sleeping behind the register (there's a perfectly good futon in the break room, please use that instead)

[yourstrulykaboom]

this is perfect.

[yourstrulykaboom]

so uh you smell like poop. go take a bath, stinky

Hm? Bold of you to assume I’m, uh.. smellable through the screen, if you may. I take showers every day, in fact. (Even my hamster gets cleaned every day.)

Being presentable is the least I can do in front of the school and anywhere. (That way, nobody’ll guess what I’m even going to do to them.) Thinking one is, uh, (can’t believe I’m saying something so immature here.) “stinky” based on his reputation is mere idiocy and self-projection. What do you do? Drink beer? Smoke marijuana? Whatever you do, it doesn’t help the fact your importance diminishes every day, and it never was there to begin with.