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rydenporn answered your question:is it okay that i have a non-bandom url and i’m in...

ye man

good bc i'm always afraid people will look at my url and not associate me with bands or like wONT GIVE MY BLOG A CHANCE

[joycemanor]

for url stuff i like slutiero the best out of the new ones but damn ur url atm is great ahh

ikkkkkk like i love this url more than my life but idk DECISIONS ARE SO TERRIBLE JEEZ

[camisoddo]

rydenporn replied to your post: i could write a novel about each indiv...

chapter 1: hair ITS OS DUMB IT HURHST SO DUMB DO SUMD SO FUCKIGN DUMB SO FUCKI SNIFN STUFPOD FUC KING SUTMDU S FUCKING DUMB FUM UL ~fin~

idc what he does to his hair as long as his face remains the same

[softheartselectricsouls]

Spencer Scissor Hands

Spencer smiled at Brendon, adoring his shiny new claws. “I can’t believe you actually did it. Dude. What the fuck is wrong with you?” Brendon said. 

“What, you don’t like them?” Spencer asked nervously. Brendon shook his head and sat down, throwing his feet on Spencer’s coffee table. Spencer sat down next to him and put his arm around him. Leaning in close he whispered “how do you think these things would feel giving you a handjob?” Brendon nearly choked at the thought, but for some reason it was making him hard. Spencer definitely noticed that, he was staring at Brendon’s dick with the force of someone with x-ray vision. “You wanna….you wanna try it?” Spencer asked sheepishly. Not one to deny a new sexual experience Brendon threw his hands up in defeat, “why the hell not?” he mumbled.

“You’re gonna have to um…you’re gonna have to take your pants off yourself though. You know…scissor hands…” Spencer said, clearly taken aback that Brendon even agreed to this. Brendon slid his pants off, exposing his bulge. “Do I need to take my briefs off myself?” Brendon asked. Spencer shook his head, leaning forward to release Brendon’s dick himself. “hmf erph blurph” Spencer said, his speech muffled by Brendon’s underwear. “What?” Brendon choked out, trying not to crack up.

“I said ‘your dick is hard’” Spencer remarked. He gingerly flexed his hands, trying not to chop anything off. He wrapped his cold hand around Brendon’s penis, using his spit as lubricant. Slowly he started stroking his hand up and down, twisting it for added pleasure. Brendon let out a whimper, pleased with the feeling of Spencer’s silvery handjob. “Keep going, just like that” he commanded, watching Spencer from above. Spencer continued what he was doing, slowly getting hard himself. He leaned forward, preparing to finish Brendon off with his mouth when he heard a scream. He whipped his around, thinking it came from outside, but when Brendon knocked him over when he stood up Spencer realized where it came from. Spencer had accidentally cut Brendon’s dick open.

(this isn't serious please don't hurt me)

[camisoddo]

rydenporn replied to your post “how to help a friend get over brent wilson: a step by step guide”

im about to record myself singing i just cant wait to be king in my underwear what is going on

im calling for an intervention

[camisoddo]

how to help a friend get over brent wilson: a step by step guide

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[joycemanor]

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