#ryderlynnthing

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Rent | August 2014

From: [email protected] To: ‘Katherine Wilde’ Subject: CRS Tenant Services - Second Reminder

Hi Kitty,

We have received your payment. Would you please remind your roommate for his rental payment? He has signed that he will be paying for his share when he decided to move in with you. We've made an exception in the past, but we cannot allow violations of the rental agreement.

Thank you!

Sincerely,

Emma Pillsbury

CRS Tenant Services

DC Estates

@flamingosinthecity: your roommate told me you're moving out. i forgot you lived here.

@hunterinthehouse: put some clothes on. you're embarrassing yourself.

@sebandthecity: the IRS is asking about all of these wire transfers

@sunsandhearts: emoticons are not a signature

@roomfortina: your roommate is an idiot.

New Directions Apartments

Wow, guys! Thanks for all the sweets! Maybe you should pay rent late more often haha :-) That was a joke, you know? You shouldn't really pay rent late. Paying rent late is not cool bros. - Mr. Schue

PS Sam, please stop throwing money at me. 

PPS I'm proud of you for taking the initiative to pay rent, morningkloffee, but I don't think you live here.

[broadwaydreams-marley]

{TEXT} I need to talk to you, erm, would you meet me at the little coffee shop?

[text] Why?

[text] And which coffee shop? There´s about a billion in this city.

[prettywildekitten]

[TEXT] How much are Cheerleading tickets?

[text] WTF Ryder, why do you need Cheerleading tickets?  

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Rent | June 2014

DC Estates Townhouses

New Directions Apartments

[broadwaydreams-marley]

[Text] Hey, Marls, I just want to say...I miss you and that, me and the pup are going jogging. Do you wanna come, we can get smoothies and ice cream in the park?

[text ignored.]

[broadwaydreams-marley]

Call---->Ryder

Marls: *takes a break and moves into the staff room, taking out her phone, dials Ryder´s number and waits*

[prettywildekitten]

[Text] I think Marley has ran out of food money!

[text] I think you've run out of brain cells, she has more than enough money to eat, trust me.  

[prettywildekitten]

WHITE OR DARK CHOCOLATE?

Dark chocolate, why would you want to mess with anything as wonderful as chocolate?  White chocolate tastes too artificial.