[text]:I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed... // [text]:A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were. // [text]:OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE (rydley)
[TEXT] I still can't believe you did that, I was kidding! Although it's good to know what you'd be willing to do for a blowjob.
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[TEXT] Well, let's start with the first one and work our way down the list shall we? 1. Leave a file containing my entire life on your desk 2. having sex with me when you work for a government agency that's trying to off me 3. MAKING ME THINK YOU WERE ACTUALLY A GOOD GUY WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME.
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[TEXT] .... I WAS DRUNK AND SOMEONE OFFERED A CHICKEN I WAS MAD AND THAT IS REVENGE FOR EVERYTHING OKAY SO....
