in case you want your day ruined,
there is a woman out there who knows what the stretch of his cock feels like as he slips it inside her for the first time while he kisses down her neck and shushes her. and it's not you.

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in case you want your day ruined,
there is a woman out there who knows what the stretch of his cock feels like as he slips it inside her for the first time while he kisses down her neck and shushes her. and it's not you.
I know it's not a popular ship at all but seeing all the lukercy hate is kinda depressing. They were really important to me as a kid and rediscovering my love for them and for the series as a whole is one of the only things keeping me going as a perpetually tired adult
So we're all just gonna collectively pretend the season 4 finale of the Magicians didn't happen right?
fucking hell I’ve been listening to linkin park’s one more light album and then mike shinoda’s album post traumatic and I’m sitting here with tears in my eyes because damnit it hurts that chester is gone
"the sturniolos support what's going on in america right now they haven't given a single sign that they don't"
"the sturniolos are ugly now, 2021 was their prime"
"the sturniolos fell off their content isn't even good anymore"
"the sturniolos said they were gonna post less to improve content quality and relationships, they haven't even done that."
are you ever gonna stop fucking complaining.
nerd!matt lets you take it out on him
"shh, i've got you." he whispers, kissing down your neck, biting back a moan.
you've been booked, the workload sickeningly heavy with finals creeping up a little too fast.
you've been running off two hours of sleep and a celcius for the last week, and today was your breaking point.
matt's tried. he's tried to help you study, even offered to take a couple assignments into his own hands, as you're in similar fields.
but unfortunately for you, you refused, working ethically no matter how draining.
that's how you end up in his arms, stumbling through the door of your shared dorm and climbing into his lap, bursting into tears.
so much tension. academic competition, sexual buildup, lack of sleep, it all comes crashing down into this moment.
you choke out little sobs into his shoulder as your pussy clenches around him, all the feelings overwhelming you.
"i'm so fucking-" you let out a half sob-half whimper as his tip kisses your cervix and the image of the stack of papers waiting for you in your bag crosses your mind.
"i know, baby, i know." he sucks wet kisses onto your neck, shushing you and gently rocking your hips on him.
"let it alllllll out." he hums, rubbing your back gently, thumb reaching down to play with your clít.
and when you cum, you don't just feel the pressure release from your tummy, you feel it drain from your back, your shoulders, your head, your heart.
you bury your face into his neck, sniffling. "i love you." you whisper.
he rubs your back. "i love you more."
this is so ass omg
i've watched this like 8 times and i can't stop giggling so much happened at once and it all bounced off of each other
"WOO!"
"ACHOO!"
"BLESS YOU!"
"OKAY!"
matt makes himself so desirable. stay with me here.
chris is always sexualizing himself. he makes sure his boxers pop out, he's posting shirtless photos, he's making sex jokes, he's going commando and willingly let it swing around on the internet.
matt on the other hand..
he rolls his eyes when a sexual topic arises. matt does anything he can to keep his crotch off camera. he cringes or looks the other way when a sexual joke is cracked. (no pun intended)
'rylee what the hell are you saying?'
chris pushes himself out there more when it comes to being sexual. i'm not saying that there's an issue with that, it gets him bitches. but matt avoids sexual things, he's absent in that category. and it's safe to say a good amount of matt girls have some sort of sexual charge toward him. so when he makes that jerking motion toward his dick in the blind deaf mute video, it's a way bigger deal than if chris had done it. when he said once in 2024 that he was 'fucking bitches' it's still getting edited today. it's easy to get attached to matt because he makes himself so absent in the category the fans wanna see him in the most.
(i know im sorry dealer!chris fic soon)