Canon nepo baby Suho makes me have so many ideas with local common guy Ryo, not in the "Rich guy who sugar daddies his economically struggling partner." but rather in the way where the rich guy has lived so comfortably Ryo gets constantly hit with realization that Suho doesnt know how to do even the most basic things ever.
God bless his heart he's not even that broke but who in their right mind thinks of going to Italy on a sunday just because his favorite restaurant is there like its a 40 min drive away. Ryo just casually starts talking on the phone about how he needs to do a cleanup for his room and Suho asks like "omg is your maid sick? you dont have a backup maid?" And Ryo's brain just stops working.
Suho on a friday night: I dont know whenever to go to Cardi B's concept or BTS concert."
Ryo who just finished pirating an albums worth of songs: Aren't they like, in america, right now?
Suho: yeah so what? Planes exists.
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Suho: Ah shit my phone is lagging
Ryo: Oh I know a shop around here that can fix--
Suho: WElp time to buy the samsung 12XP+ limited gold edition one thats been on my mind for a while now.
Ryo:....
