#ryotarp

[thehandworld]

How Many People are Simping for You?

Kise Ryota, after searching our simp database, we found that you are basically some sort of simp magnet... tell me your secrets...

That is troublesome-ssu... Having that much of fans and simps aren't good... It comes with the job I guess... Kise knew he had a lot of fan and simps, but to have it confirmed like that? Guess he will need to have bodyguards from now on.

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Oh... Right... I guess I'm hiding in the Bar all day, I'm not going to deal with the fans who believe I'm still a model. Nope. Honestly, he had hoped by now people would have forgotten it.

[thehandworld]

[To: Fake Prince] [Text: That idiot is coma-sleeping somewhere completely unsafe.] [Text: Wanna have fun?]

[thehandworld]

[To: Annoying] [Text: Your boyfriend fell coma-asleep in the bar. Literally in the bar.] [Text: I will be bringing the fake-prince here today.] [Text: I'm tired of stopping client from grabbing his ass to.]

[thehandworld]

Sips in his coffee. Oh, yeah, that is true. I would be in your bed... If you weren't a fuck lazy fake prince.

[thehandworld]

I want to make someone suffer...

HEY! WHERE IS EVERYONE?!

What do you think? They all run away. I don't know how you did but even Mukuro decided to leave.

WHAT?! But I didn't do anything!

And I'm not an asshole. Anyway, you made Gokudera rethink about his ship, you made Hibari have a crush on someone... What else? Before you go to class?

Oh oh oh oh oh! Gonna make Hibari suffer! With fated love who keeps dying!

Will that be all the suffering from today?!

Who knows?! Gotta answer that and see what I do bye Kise ~!

[thehandworld]

I see... someone prefers to be delusional. Hah, how pathetic. Next, he will be asking for Easter Bunny, Fairy Teeth, and so on be real.

[thehandworld]

If you don't have a heart, then he doesn't exist.