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'Banquet of Mermaids' by Ryoko Kimura

Ryuko: I just want someone to take me out.

Donnie: Like, on a date or with a sniper rifle?

Ryuko: Surprise me.

April 2012: [Exists]

Ryuko: I will end your goddamn, sore ass, piece of shit, useless life.

Ryuko: Fun fact! The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.

Donnie: I like how you called it a 'fun' fact.

Ryuko: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.

Raph: Hey - woah, what happened to her?

Donnie: She's really drunk.

Drunk Ryuko: DONNIE, I'M DYING, TAKE ME TO A CEMETERY.

Ryuko: [Violently coughing because she choked on her spit]

Donnie: Don't die.

Ryuko: DoN't TeLl Me whaT tO dO -

Mikey: Hey Don? Why is Ryuko so. . . Ryuko?

Donnie: Because she's a complete maniac fueled by rage and violence, y'know - the usual.

Whenever Ryuko walks into the lair

Leo: . . .Do you have your new throwing knives with you?

Ryuko: [Scoffs] No!

Leo:

Ryuko:

Ryuko: [Sighs and slowly puts her arms up]

Leo: [Pats Ryuko down, finds some hidden knives on her hip and pulls them out]

Ryuko: [Clicks her tongue] Those are my old throwing knives.

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