When the cute bartender says "enjoy your drink!" and you accidentally blurt out "you too!"
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When the cute bartender says "enjoy your drink!" and you accidentally blurt out "you too!"
Headshots of some DnD NPCs!
Top row from left: Sigismund, Laeryn Fray, Calder Fray Bottom row from left: Delilah, Remilia Volta, Naithan Shay
Simulacrum
Level: 7th
Casting Time: 12 Hours
Range/Area: Touch
Components: V, S, M *
Duration: Until Dispelled
School: Illusion
You shape an illusory duplicate of one beast or humanoid that is within range for the entire casting time of the spell. The duplicate is a creature, partially real and formed from ice or snow, and it can take actions and otherwise be affected as a normal creature. It appears to be the same as the original, but it has half the creature's hit point maximum and is formed without any equipment. Otherwise, the illusion uses all the statistics of the creature it duplicates, except that it is a construct.
The simulacrum is friendly to you and creatures you designate. It obeys your spoken commands, moving and acting in accordance with your wishes and acting on your turn in combat. The simulacrum lacks the ability to learn or become more powerful, so it never increases its level or other abilities, nor can it regain expended spell slots.
This is a joke that no one besides myself will find funny but this twitter post was perfect for adapting to my DnD character.
Context: Roger lives in Ryven, which is more or less managed by three magic schools, their board members, and a cabinet of magicians (with occasional interference from the local mobsters aka Brume Barons) while Schaharazan is ruled by an absolute monarch. Alas,
just a nightmare dressed like a day dream