Jun 28, 2016
❝ i look like shit, this is exactly why no one wants to date me. ❞
“Yeah, I don’t think the looks are your issue, Gardner. I think it’s the stench. You know, since you reek of desperation? How about we go out tomorrow, just you and me. If we keep you far, far away from Riley Matthews, you can’t thirst so much you embarrass yourself in front of any girls who might actually like you some day.”
SHIT MY FRIENDS INSIST I SAID MORE THAN ONCE SENTENCE STARTERS;