[text] You saw my boobs then looked up and yelled thank you jesus. / [text] Mom just told me I need to start having sex. / [text] You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. “Look I’m Harry Potter.”
Text ✉ Claire ⇄ Will
Claire: You saw my boobs then looked up and yelled thank you jesus.Will: I’ve heard someone say something bout jesus making everything happen for a reason. So if it weren’t for him I wouldn’t have seen your boobs. Will: I might need a reminder on how they look like though. The booze made everything fuzzy.
Text ✉ Claire ⇄ Will
Claire: Mom just told me I need to start having sex. Will: You’re kidding, right? I thought your whole family were huge fans of jesus.
Text ✉ Claire ⇄ Will
Claire: You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. “Look I’m Harry Potter.”Will: Cool. Do you still have that picture? Can I see it? I’m pretty sure I made a better Harry Potter than Daniel Radcliffe.