#s**ual dynamics

[misssassy56]

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Okay I truly believe this but guys what possibly could be so particular to block tabloids? I mean okay they were sitting on each other laps but we’ve seen that a lot in the past, there was more? And what more

Baby. Expand your horizons a bit lol

We keep saying they're mutual exhibitionists... Remember how fucked up C's hair was in the morning. Remember how H's buttons looked to have been ripped from his shirt and his jacket and cummerbund fucking disappeared. Remember their strides of pride.

They were likely full on making out with tongue if not dry humping in that club before I hope moving things to a private area🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

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💬 18  🔁 3  ❤️ 44 · Twitter anon here. I keep seeing discourse about why we aren’t getting met gala photos. All I can say is there’s a reason

[misssassy56]

Firstly, damn Leilani is hot. Secondly, everything about this fucking kills me. The limp wrist with his unbuttoned shirt cuffs flapping. Where did he leave his cummerbund? Hat made it back with thank God or we's probably be seeing post-shag hair to rival Connor's. The way his hips are swinging. He looks so blatantly fucking debauched.

Yes!!! Thank fuck for his hat was my first thought lmao we know how fucked up C's hair got😅

Here's what's missing: his cummerbund, his jacket, his sunglasses, what seems like several buttons in his shirt (lol), and ofc any shame at all because it's not a walk of shame it's a stride of pride!!!

The Met was honestly the craziest fucking day I've lived through still. We were worrying that we wouldn't get any Hudcon pics at all and when we got the one in the museum exhibit, we thought that would be it but nope! We have more pics from that night than maaany others lol and we still don't have anything from Monsieur!! Which... hearing wtf went down there sounds reasonable at least hahahaha

[misssassy56]

Hudson had Cuban heel shoes walking in the airport; his freaking feet hurt. And that stride at 6 a.m. was the gayest he’s ever walked; it was a switch,glide not a limp he was workin those hips. I know I’m stealing the whimsy of H getting his shit wrecked by C.

Omg you have no fucking clue how long I looked for that vid just now but could only find a pic🫠

And maaan I haven't watched that Met morning after clip in a while jfc Leilani was barely alive huh?😬😬😬

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Same expression on H's face though lol😇

[misssassy56]

The best part about this besides the messed up hair, Connor looked fresh as a fucking daisy. Happily signing autographs at 6 am. Like that was not someone who was fucked up. Hudson was a little worse for wear because he probably got his shit rocked and had to figure out where the hell his car was.

LMAOOO the difference between holematized vs dickmatized frfr

I keep saying it's pretty easy to recognize for those who are paying attention🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

[misssassy56]

I’m fully convinced they did explicit things at Met Gala afterparty. Like shoving tongues down each others throats and hands into each others pants. Licking each other, probably more.

I still choose to believe that Dante being there they found a private space more comfy than a bathroom for some muchhh needed alone time but I'm also pretty positive there would have been a pretty public prelude to that as well🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

[misssassy56]

kinda feel like Hudson has a slight exhibitionist tendency and would show us evvvverything if it were allowed - and if his man would let him (NOT)

Slight?🤨

Lol I think it's pretty apparent tbh and it's not just H at all babes... C allowed that sink pic to be posted. This is very much a mutual sitch💁🏼‍♀️

Ohhh how I canNOT wait until they're out and H becomes his shameless self on sm showing off his sexy boyfriend that only he gets to have😇😇😇

[misssassy56]

I just got reminded of H limping after SNL afterparty at the airport, Goddamn did he also get his shit rocked in that bathroom too. Their mutual exhibition kink will be the death of them 😂😂

Ohhhhh to be in a freak4freak relationship where truly all your kinks align like puzzle pieces and you don't give a shit about appearances as you get likely less than half an hour to yourself in a public but lockable bathroom to say goodbye and you go waaaaay too hard not realizing you have to catch a flight in 2 hours in New York fucking City so surely someone will see your stride of pride lol🫠🫠🫠

I want what they have pls and ty😇

[misssassy56]

Call me crazy, but in watching that Met Gala 6am strut again, I do think there is something to H having buttons missing on his shirt. I can't see that there are any actually missing because the resolution on that vid is ass and I'm also blind. But he does seem to be holding it closed a bit. Like if he let that hand drop, it'd be gaping slightly when he walks. I originally thought it was just H's signature 'pregnancy' comfort pose where his hand naturally gravitates, but no. No, actually, I think you're right. There's buttons missing, and he's holding onto it. Maybe. I don't know. Again, I might just be insane.

Babe I don't think you're insane lol I literally brought it up😅

You know when a man and a man love each other very much... and they've basically been edging each other the entire night with the quickest of one-way bjs... and they finally get their hands on each other in a private space with a comfy horizontal surface provided by their resident hookup sherpa Dante..... they're not thinking about the morning after stride of pride when they're tearing open any shirts in the way lol

Like that's pretty much what I think happened but I could be wrong ofc😇😇😇