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s-kyoko replied to your post:Truth: if I really really like you, I’ll make up a...

where’s my derby name????

Haha yours is a bit complicated because it has a weird reference in it. But it's Stephanie Slammer. Yass.

Stephanie ( s-kyoko ) and I roll up to an emergency room.

Me: Excuse me? Yes, hello, this is my daughter whom I called ahead about. She has an ouchy on her tooth and I requested a nice snuggly bed and a super hot nurse to administer some morphine so that then I can remove the tooth while she is passed out.

ER Docs: ........

Me: Oh don't worry, I brought my own pliers.

#me #s-kyoko #hahahaha #but really

would u rather dismantle the patriarchy or remove all the bad cops & government officials from the USA

agh fuck you asshole

I guess agh no fuuuuuck

fuck yOU DUDE THAT'S HARD

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s-kyoko replied to your post:Ummm excuse me, hi, first of all, you’re really pretty so how dare you. Second, I have a weird WOULD YOU RATHER you should answer! It’s Willy Wonka vs Harry Potter: Would you rather be blown up into a big fat blueberry (like Violet) and be rolled away OR have your body inflated into a big huge balloon and float away helplessly? (a la Aunt Marge) Bonus points if you add a Violet/Aunt Marge pic or GIF to your answer :)

then you would be very flexy and do cartwheels out

hell yeah, sounds great

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age: almost 20, gender: whatever, height: 5'3??? 5'4????, eye color: brown, hair color: brownish reddish blondish???, favourite things: anime & cats, date: something fun like a movie or something else idk

Uh duh I'd date you. But I'm your mom so this could get complicated....

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s-kyoko replied to your post:I’m going to tattoo a five pointed star onto my...

but at least you looked cute i bet

<3

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Stephanie: *singing to our friend Doug* Teach me how to Dougie teach me teach me how to Dougie..

Doug: *starts dancing*

Stephanie: That's not the Dougie! You're ruining this! AAahhh.

Doug: No, I'm pretty sure I'm right..

Stephanie: No it's like this *starts doing the stanky leg*

Me, Nikki and Taylor: NO! That's the stanky leg!!