An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Super Dangan Ronpa 2
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Hinata Hajime/Komaeda Nagito
Characters: Hinata Hajime, Komaeda Nagito
Additional Tags: fake massage, Mildly Dubious Consent, Not really Komaeda just doesn't know what's going on for a bit, handjob, Slow Build, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, First Time Blow Jobs, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Vibrators, fucking kokeshi dynamo LMAO, Island Mode (Dangan Ronpa), outing my kinks dfkgjdfg, Dirty Talk, Friends to Lovers
Summary:
Komaeda had collapsed from cleaning that day.
That simply wouldn't do, they needed him to be up and about to help out the following day. Hajime should help him relax so he could recover for tomorrow, right? Oh, a massage would probably help, right?
That's right, he could offer him a massage to help him out.
Yeah, a massage to help out a friend.
That was all there was to it.
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SO UUUUHHHHHH HERE’S THE FAKE MASSAGE KOMAHINA GUYS
“I’m twenty-one, you’re twenty-one, he’s four,” an Arslan Senki sitcom AU
Based off this AU.
This is not a complete story, just some bits and pieces I wrote because I’m a sucker for sitcoms + Hermes interacting with baby!Arslan + Daryun being 100000% done with everything and everyone (except Arslan, of course :D)
I hope you like this @heroiclegendofcinnamonroll!
1. Introducing, Arslan
It’s ten o’clock on a Monday night, Daryun has an eight a.m. class tomorrow, then work until seven—and Hermes just crashed through his apartment door.
How the hell does he always find my spare key, is Daryun’s first thought.
Is that a kid he’s holding, is his second and, probably, more relevant thought.
“Daryun!” Hermes half-bellows, looking a mix of panic and sheer apprehension as he holds the small child up by his armpits. “How do you raise a kid?”
Daryun’s first instinct is to say “NO” and throw Hermes out. But that would mean he would be throwing the kid out too and while Hermes deserved getting kicked out (Daryun’s been compliling a list of Hermes’ idiotic stunts since they were seven and is pretty sure he could fill a novel with them at this point), the wide-eyed, innocent child does not.
So instead, he blurts out what his second thought is.
“For one, you don’t hold them up by their armpits,” he tells Hermes.
Hermes actually has to pause, like he has to think this through before looking down at the child in his arms. The child, whose eyes were now glued to Daryun, beams and points at Daruyn.
“Big!” he exclaims happily, bright eyes wide with wonder and delight.
Daryun feels a headache coming.
2. Childhood friends are not good friends
The child’s name is Arslan.
“I’m not going to ask any questions,” Daryun says even as he’s giving Hermes the evil eye, a silent message that means ‘explain later or else’. “And I’m only letting you stay the night. Only tonight.”
He makes sure the emphasize the tonight; his apartment may have two bedrooms but Daryun himself has not equipped it to support more than one person and the occasional guest (a.k.a Hermes when he’s too lazy to go back to his own place) and definitely not a child.
Hermes scowls but quickly turns to Arslan who’s trying very hard to take sips from the too big mug in his hands, and whispers something into his ears.
Arslan’s eyes widen and he whips his head towards Daryun, tears gathering at the corner of his eyes and lips pulled downward in the beginning of a frown.
“Mr. Daryun, you’re going to kick us out? Please don’t!” Arslan looks like he’s on the verge of breaking into sobs. “It’s cold and dark and scary outside!”
Daryun quickly back-tracks. “O-of course I’m not kicking you out. Stay as long as you want!”
Arslan’s tears quickly dry and he gives Daryun another one of his beaming, innocent smiles that could make flowers grow. “Thank you, Mr. Daryun!”
‘I’ll get you for this,’ Daryun silently mouths at the smugly smirking Hermes.
