#s16e20

[thesimpsonsfunny]

[greenwire]

[hcscreenshots]

jac and jonny, s16e20

jm: who’s got ten of the cutest little piggy’s i’ve ever seen? you do. and this little piggy went to market and this little piggy stayed at home jn: not that old drivel, ten little piggy’s? we all know why piggies go to the market and it’s not to pick up their shopping, is it? jm: don’t listen to her, she’s wrong jn: when you grow up, you’ll realise i’m always right.  jm: that’s just one of mummy’s narcissistic disturbances jn: this is why mummy doesn’t need to go and see a shrink because daddy can give her all the great insights for free 

[pochqmqri]

Bart (reading a ‘Queer Focus’ mag): Mom, am I a Butch or a Femme?

Marge (not paying attention): Honey, you can be anything you want to be.

[andysullivan]

Two years ago

Jonny: Who's got ten of the cutest piggy's I've ever seen? You do. And this little piggy went to market and this little piggy stayed at home.

Jac: Not that old drivel, ten little piggy's? We all know why piggy's go to market and it's not to pick up their shopping is it?!

Jonny: Don't listen to her, she's wrong.

Jac: When you grow up, you'll realise that I'm always right.

Jonny: That's just one of mummy's narcissistic disturbances.

Jac: This is why mummy doesn't need to go and see a shrink, because daddy can give her all the great insights for free.

[andysullivan]

I'm not overwhelmed, I just feel weird taking advice from a broad bean.

Jac Naylor 16/20

This happened this time last year.