#saaaaalt

[ectafoole]

the transfeminine urge to eat bouillon paste directly from the jar

[humanmoodring-retired]

CONGRATULATIONS. Your BULK SALT and ONE free MIME SOCK have arrived. As a reminder, do not TOUCH your ONE free MIME SOCK for 48 hours. NOW INCLUDED with each BULK SALT shipment: ONE free MEAL VOUCHER to YOURS, MIME, and OURS. CONGRATULATIONS.

[user goes outside in pajamas to kick the salt but is too scared to touch the sock or the meal voucher]

[itshighnxxn]

Tiny itty bit of salt and update to my rules which I will fix when I can

I do this with everyone but because of the Jack being gay thing and the fucking assholes I have seen on either side in the past day. If you play a character a certain sexuality, DO NOT hate others for not following suit. We make straight characters gay all the time. If someone wants a get ship with Jack, let them have it. It’s not erasing his identity as a gay man. And even if they don’t use him as gay, if he is ace, that’s fine too.

THIS IS A FUN ENVIORMENT AND IF I SEE ANY SORT OF BULLYING OR BASICALLY TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO I WILL NOT TOLERATE IT ON MY DASH.

I love Jack being gay. But if that doesn’t meld with you that’s fine, so long as you understand in the canon and in the lore, he is a homosexual male. We good? If not, unfollow, block, send hate. I don’t care.

[fangirlingforeverz]

It’s the end and the only info we got about you know who was that his dad is an investigator. That’s so sad, Alexa play despacito 😩

EDIT: and that his father died and he was adopted. Still so sad. A tragedy. 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

[lolcat76]

Seriously, Major Crimes is like the police procedural of classic Disney movies. Every mother is either dead or evil. I hope Duff has a good therapist for his mommy issues.

[sollilja]

Not to get into discourse but,

It’s so transparent when people want Lance to pilot Black, that they don’t value Red, nor Keith. A leader is only as strong as his team, and the right hand is neccessaryfor the leader. Lance was given glory to be accepted by Red. Few people can be leaders. Even fewer can be their right hand. The right hand has to be as strong as, and possess all the qualities of, the leader. Yet, still yield to the leader. It’s a much harder spot to fill, especially successfully, than leader.

Keith is strong enough to be accepted by Black, he has all it takes to be a leader, but he has even more strength to give that up, to recognize the value of the righthand, of Red.

So, by crying that Lance didn’t become the leader, what is really being said is that Red is not a worthy position, and Keith, the embodiment of Red, is, also, not worthy.

I’m no Lance fan, but I must say that being chosen by Red was far, far greater an honor than Black. And it’s a shame when his stans can’t reocgnize that.

[b0kunoanime]

One of the sweet joys in life - introducing my other friends to @fineillsignup‘s beautiful salt collection and going on hour long rant rampages about the sins of the ending of the N4ruto series and B0ruto

[grandfather-time]

☢

[SET FIRE TO THE WORLD] 

☢ What fads/trends are you so over?

Giving villains tragic stories and making them annoyingly depressing. I don’t know if it happens in the Danny Phantom fandom, but I saw it all the time in the LoL fandom. You have characters like Malzahar that are like “Fuck yeah, let’s bring the apocalypse and join The Void!” and then people take them and give them a sad backstory. Which is fine, except that most of the time when he had a backstory he was also given an attitude of “Oh, woe is me, for I must bring the apocalypse, my life sucks.”  Or you have Jhin who’s like “BLOOD, BEATH, BEAUTY, DRAMA, ACTION!” and he just loves being a crazy artist, and then people give him a sad story and turn him into, “Oh me of my, why must I make art and kill people?” And I hate it. IF THERE ARE VILLAINS THAT LIKE BEING VILLAINS, LET THEM ENJOY THEIR VILLAIN-NESS. VILLAINS DO NOT NEED TO BE TRAGIC. NOT ALL OF THEM NEED TO BE SAD, BROODING, DEPRESSED INDIVIDUALS USING EVIL TO COVER UP THEIR PAIN. THEY CAN BE JUST STRAIGHT UP TERRIBLE PEOPLE FOR NO REASON, JESUS!

Also, for the UT fandom, I’m so god damn sick of San being the center of attention for everything. I did not join the fandom for sans. The game is NOT ABOUT SANS. STOP PRETENDING IT IS.