After a rainbow attack on askvocaloidmew, I got to thinking. What if Mew was a superhero (Madame Monochrome), and she saved the world from the horrors of terrible fashion choices. Her nemesis is Galaco (General Gaudiness), a vicious woman who changes the colors of people's clothes so they clash horribly.
This is just a silly story, its not meant to be taken seriously.
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By day, she was the singer/model known only to the world as MEW.
But when duty calls, she became MADAME MONOCHROME, the Earth's last defense agianst the tacky and hideous.
With her feline consort, the dark lord, Sabami, they were the people the Fashon Police idolized.
Her arch nemesis, known only as GENERAL GAUDINESS struck fear into the hearts of many, using her vile powers of color, she made countless people's lovely outfits clash.
Eventually, she found the General wreaking havoc in the middle of a city not unlike your own.
Evil laughter, backed by a chourus of pained screams led Monochrome Mistress straight to her.
"Stop right there, General Gaudiness! You've changed your last color!"
The general whipped around, a terrified buisnessman fleeing, his suit a neon pink, and his tie hunter's orange.
"Monochome Mistress. We meet again."
"Spare me the pleasantries." She spat. "I demand you turn yourself in this instant!"
The General scoffed. "For what? There is no law against changing the colors of clothes."
'There should be' She thought.
"No, but you've ruined thousands of dollars in clothes, and you've been extorting money from fashion designers to keep you away!"
"Bah, those thickheaded treadbarers wouldn't know fashion if it bit them in the backside. Let me show you!" She fired a beam of rainbow-colored energy at the grayscale fashonista,
who deflected it with her chrome compact mirror. It bounced off and hit a nearby building, turning it an ugly shade of brown-green.
"Is that all you got? I've seen rusty spoons that were brighter." She laughed.
"Oh, so it's 'bright' that you want? Well, get a load of my laser light show!" She flew into the air and spun around, beams of colored energy flying through the air.
'If this wasn't a battle for all that was good and good-looking, it would have made for a great rave party' Madame thought as she dodged the beams of energy. Below her, people were in awe.
Suddenly, there was a flash and a feline howl! Madame Monochrome whipped around. Her eyes widened in fear at the sight before her.
Sabami, the Dark Lord, was now the Bright Lord! His beautiful silver and black fur was a calico hodgepodge of flourecent colors.
He looked at her in pity, his gaze like that of a kitten in the rain. It tugged at the black and white heartstings of Madame Monochrome.
Her pity quicky became rage. She charged toward General Gaudiness, tackling the horrid amalglation of colors out of the sky, and pinning her to a wall. If she was in color, her face would be bright red in fury, but instead it was a shadowy grey, and her eyes were a glowing white.
"You can mess up my clothes, you can break every law of design, but NOBODY, and I MEAN NOBODY, MESSES. WITH. MY. CAT." she screamed, draining the color from General Gaudiness's uniform.
The General slumped to the ground. With her powers drained, everything that was re-colored returned to it's normal state, including Sabami. Madame Monochrome hugged the silvery feline.
The police arrived shortly after, taking the evil woman away.
"You've won this time Madame Monochrome, but next time I'll be back, and I'll have FABRIC DYE!" She shouted. Her words fell on deaf ears, as Madame was currently surrounded by the grateful citizens.
