#sad.

[angronius]

not now sigismund

[dogpuppy]

Kinda jealous of the hoes with armpit hair, you can count the hairs in my pit on one hand like I just barely grow armpit hair

[muffinafterdarkagain]

whats the point of it all when i still dont have a pet sleeping at the foot of my bed i can kick awake for head when i need it

[thunderbottle]

the people dont write "character tries to hide an injury" fanfiction like they used to

[hotvintagepoll]

Dumbfounded that Gill Man and the Creature were both knocked out in this round. Guillermo del Toro would be devastated.

Guillermo del Toro confirmed as not a hotvintagepoll voter

[reclusiarch-orm]

@ihasnopen maybe sixteenth legion uses protection.

condoms? no. socks? yes. stay safe

[uss-moonveil]

When I watch a TikTok that relates to my f/o but I can’t show him because he’s not real