Apr 5, 2025
📰 BUZZROME EXCLUSIVE: "Brutus' Emo Era?'"
📅 Posted: March 16th
🚨 BREAKING: He left the city and immediately started journaling like he was in a 2000s emo band. Like sir. You just helped murder your BFF and now you're journaling under a fig tree?🤡 A New Perspective Anyone?(get it!)
🖊️ Live look at his travel diary:
“O Rome, thou mak’st me hate what I have done, Yet what I did was for thy love, not fun.” The locals say he hasn’t brushed his hair in three days and only speaks in tragic metaphors and iambic pentameter. This is a grown man going through a full-blown My Chemical Romance arc.☠️ Yours Truly, The Forum Feed Staff