"Would it be weird callin' myself Momma Heath in real life?"

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"Would it be weird callin' myself Momma Heath in real life?"
eeeyyy you know the ship gurl. show me dat dogs with jackets
Who would be the big spoon?
i BET IT WOULD ALTERNATE. sinead tends to submit more when she’s high tho.
Who would wake up first?
sinead, just so she could say TOP O’ THE MORNING TO YE! and then mess up miles’s hair and fall back asleep
Do they have nicknames for each other?
BRO, BRABE, DUDEBRO, BROSEPHINA, DUDETTE, MAN, and Many More
What happened when they met each other’s parents?
well i mean miles’s parents Aren’t Around but sinead’s mother totally has a mom-crush on miles ok she squeezed his face and invited him to stay for dinner and miles was probably like “MAMA COYNE ur so savage”
How do they apologise after an argument?
probably by getting turnt or going down to the bars and telling stupid jokes
What would they be like as parents?
they would be Horrible Parents aka Do Not let them have children eVER
Who is the better cook?
well idk sinead can’t cook for the life of her unless it’s weed brownies
Who is more romantic?
miles? in a “you’re flyer than marty mcfly” kinda way
What sort of gifts do they get for each other?
weed and weird framed pictures of dogs
Who gets jealous easiest?
bOTh OF thEm but i can tell u for sure sinead gets jealous in a “THAT’S MY MILES UR NOT ALLOWED TO EVEN BREATHE HIS AIR” way
Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?
probably neither for birthdays but chrISTMAS? consider them going ugly sweater shopping together
Who is the most adventurous?
BOTH. again.
Who is the most protective?
miles i feel like because sinead Isn’t Dead and consequentially could Die in sticky situations
What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?
CUTE AS SHIT
*BONUS: Song to sum them up?*
there is no song to sum them up besides that one miles is gonna write that says “SAVAGE” every other word
Do I ship it?
NOTP / Crack only / AU only / Not really / Maybe a little / Well now I do/ Yes/ Of course! / OTP duH
"What, are you stalking me? I could have sworn I just saw you last night, pool boy."
saevatorva said: { im literally about to watch the new episode oh my gosh }
im catching up I haven't seen the past 2 weeks and I'm just like fiONA WHY U DO THAT!???!?!?
Dannie. Did you just.
saevatorva replied to your post:someone remind me to one day explain who the fuck...
{ reminds you }
much thank